Knock On Wood

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  • Ajoutée 16 févr. 2015
  • If it's not real wood, it won't work.
    Starring Kyle Sullivan, Ian Conn, and special guest Kirk Lundblade
    "Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
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Commentaires • 363

  • Joseph Roberts
    Joseph Roberts Il y a 22 jours +1

    "Knock on wood" actually is to awaken nature spirits to ask for protection.

  • Shannon Tracy
    Shannon Tracy Il y a 25 jours

    I liked the fiddling with the subtitles, but maybe put those comments inside {these} so it is more clear that it is a comment rather than a literal description of a literal sound/spoken word.

  • son raditz
    son raditz Il y a mois

    No joke i keep a piece of oak in my wallet to fend off irony.

  • Daniel Nunya Bidnezz
    Daniel Nunya Bidnezz Il y a 2 mois

    Eh, wood composite should count.
    It's wood enough. :-P

  • TheArtikae
    TheArtikae Il y a 2 mois

    Did you know curses are caused by the placebo effect? That’s why the robber only entered after he learned about the time limit.

  • Soud Ahmad
    Soud Ahmad Il y a 2 mois

    I think that there is no wood in his that so that ever time someone robbed his house the police will show up

  • Recep Polat
    Recep Polat Il y a 2 mois

    Ahahahhahaha

  • mathias rømer
    mathias rømer Il y a 2 mois

    But mdf is wood...

  • Slurbson
    Slurbson Il y a 2 mois

    May I point out
    0:43
    The book
    Smooth

  • Emily Savrin
    Emily Savrin Il y a 2 mois

    I use books

  • Clayds
    Clayds Il y a 2 mois

    0:53
    ***look buddy***

  • Kai Crow
    Kai Crow Il y a 2 mois

    GRABS BOOK :
    KYLE : that's reaching a bit...

  • Aydon Hancock
    Aydon Hancock Il y a 3 mois

    Love how his boasting is wrong as it takes forever to find something and when he does the house gets robbed "seemingly secure" the robber instantly gets iornyed.

  • Jacob Upon the Stone
    Jacob Upon the Stone Il y a 3 mois +2

    These guys are so funny. I wood have a channel of my own, I pine for one, but I'm afraid I'm not a man of such timber. its all I can do to simply lumber along and oak not to make an ash of myself.

    • Jacob Upon the Stone
      Jacob Upon the Stone Il y a 3 mois

      I do try. Lol. Although that was partly taken from an Asimov story. Specifically the end.

    • ZealousProp
      ZealousProp Il y a 3 mois +1

      ...
      Well then, that was an enlightening experience to read XD

  • Levi Powell
    Levi Powell Il y a 3 mois

    Can’t help but notice you guys have wooden cabinets in the background.

  • Francis Lau
    Francis Lau Il y a 3 mois

    When the engineer is done upgrading, he upgrade is brain.

  • Andrew Carmichael
    Andrew Carmichael Il y a 3 mois

    Couldn’t just find a tree?

  • Science Druid
    Science Druid Il y a 3 mois

    Ha The wooden cabinets behind him at 1:07!!

  • CharType
    CharType Il y a 3 mois

    Little known fact. While knocking on wood does prevent cruel irony, knocking on something that's not wood actually makes the irony worse.

  • El Guapo
    El Guapo Il y a 4 mois +1

    That hurt MY knuckles.

  • Steve the Pirate
    Steve the Pirate Il y a 4 mois

    If a book counted, MDF would too.

  • LoneTech
    LoneTech Il y a 4 mois

    Small needless survey of not-wood from where I sit: Desk, not wood. 60's radio, wood. Kitchen cabinets, not wood. Baking board, wood. Closets, not wood. Doors, not wood. Earth globe base, wood. Shelves, not wood. More shelves, wood. Third set of shelves, not wood. Storage shelves, wood. Table, not wood. Book shelves, not wood (two sets). Keyboard wrist rests, wood. Metronome, plywood (I guess that's not wood). Floor, not wood. I am surprised how much really did have wood.

  • TheGamigKing9
    TheGamigKing9 Il y a 4 mois

    Just go outside knock on a tree

  • Myles Schutte
    Myles Schutte Il y a 5 mois

    Don't Panic

  • Thirst Fast
    Thirst Fast Il y a 7 mois

    fun fact: you're supposed to knock in an upward direction to knock the spirits into this realm, so they can protect you. Knocking down sends them to the underworld, and you lose serious cred with the wood spirits. I'm not making this up.

  • Liam Fosdike
    Liam Fosdike Il y a 8 mois +3

    "Lowest crime rate in this half of New Auston" maybe its because their so little wood to knock on, and thus straight up bad luck happens to all boasting criminals

  • Gam3Junkie7
    Gam3Junkie7 Il y a 8 mois +1

    funny, all I have to do to knock on wood is accidentally kick my headboard, made of pure Canadian maple.


    That I've had since I was 11.

  • sakara4
    sakara4 Il y a 8 mois

    But....mdf is wood and glue...

  • Connection Points
    Connection Points Il y a 8 mois

    MDF is a wood product

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan Il y a 8 mois

    I fucking love the captions, door monster's one of the few channels that go the length to make them

    • Brendon Tan
      Brendon Tan Il y a 8 mois

      @Door Monster That's somehow more impressive

    • Door Monster
      Door Monster  Il y a 8 mois

      That's actually entirely our viewers. We have a fantastic community :)

  • Rafael Hernandez
    Rafael Hernandez Il y a 8 mois

    at 0:43 pause and you can see the he's reading is called hitch hikers guide!!!! LOL

  • Greater Danemark
    Greater Danemark Il y a 10 mois

    The evil spirits of irony fucking made me trip over a crack in the ground

  • Eddie ågren
    Eddie ågren Il y a 10 mois

    cant think of anything i "wood" to do make this better.

  • jinxmaster1
    jinxmaster1 Il y a 10 mois

    mdf is basically sawdust so yes it is wood

  • Kuda Mutamba
    Kuda Mutamba Il y a 10 mois

    Why has this happened to me

  • Varsocona
    Varsocona Il y a 11 mois

    I actually noticed this myself and got into the habit of saying "Knock on something vaguely resembling wood"

  • MythologyandRelegionIknow OSkyBlivionRim

    I knock on wood to knock on wood I can knock on wood.

  • dukereg
    dukereg Il y a 11 mois

    I thought he was going to say "that's timber".

  • deathsdoor07
    deathsdoor07 Il y a an

    The guy in the glasses looks like he could be Stephen Amell's cousin.

  • Selim Tuncel
    Selim Tuncel Il y a an

    Only after several rewatches do I notice the tv....

  • Daniel Cuevas
    Daniel Cuevas Il y a an

    Ohh the subtitle makes it so much better

  • Fluffy Fluff
    Fluffy Fluff Il y a an

    I'm surprised he knew what everything in his house is made of
    Almost like this was planned

  • Forrest sos
    Forrest sos Il y a an +1

    legends says that he still carries that peace of wood with him everyday

  • Flykope
    Flykope Il y a an

    There ya go

  • CJ Prisbrey
    CJ Prisbrey Il y a an

    Anyone else notice the wood cabinets in the background or that couches have wooden frames feet? Lol still hilarious tho, amazing work guys! I know this is old but I still very much appreciate it!

  • Lt_Darkseeker /Antique

    Lmao

  • Whoop Dee-Doo
    Whoop Dee-Doo Il y a an +2

    ( *The sound of a defeated man* )

  • Deanna Hart
    Deanna Hart Il y a an

    It would have been pretty funny if he knocked on a tree and u said, fake tree plant or something. Lol

  • Kamen Raider117
    Kamen Raider117 Il y a an

    He was reading Hitchhiker's Guide

  • Alex Machan
    Alex Machan Il y a an +4

    The closed captions of this one are amazing. "The sound of a defeated man"

  • Niels Albers
    Niels Albers Il y a an +7

    Oddly enough, almost nobody realises that you are supposed to knock on wood to deafen the wood sprites that are listening. No wood = no wood sprites to listen = no misfortune anyway.

  • McCarthy's Ghost
    McCarthy's Ghost Il y a an

    Technically MDF is wood. Just very stringy wood.

  • nem tudom
    nem tudom Il y a an

    1:50 Gotta love how one of the suggested videos says holy crap, while in the other crap is dripping on the wall

  • Thomas Boys
    Thomas Boys Il y a an

    ....there's some perfectly good wooden cupboards behind you. :P

  • Raven
    Raven Il y a an

    1:09 that looked incredibly painful...

  • John D.
    John D. Il y a an

    Fantastic sketch! Love the ending too. Buuuuuttt...if there was no wood around, he woodn't technically have to knock on it as the original myth comes from the belief that evil demon/gremlin creatures lived in trees (that were cut down and made it into the home as structures or furniture...) and if they heard you making plans or heard things were going well, would indeed try to mess up your life...knocking on wood would then disrupt their hearing of said plans...so if you actually want to be free from bad luck, you need to knock while you're talking, not after. Also, no wood, no need to knock. But chances are good the studs in the wall were wood.

  • Blu342 l
    Blu342 l Il y a an

    “No i’m HowToBasic!”

  • Dalton Sargent
    Dalton Sargent Il y a an

    By the power of wood!

  • TrueMetis
    TrueMetis Il y a an

    I'd argue that mdf is basically wood. It's made out of compressed wood fibre and resin after all.

  • AJ Priebe-Carter
    AJ Priebe-Carter Il y a an

    I just got the bit in the beginning about the house having the lowest crime rate in New Austin. And the time limit thing.