Meet my giant pair of scissors

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  • Ajoutée 21 avril 2019
  • Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to NordVPN.com/SIMONE and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
    Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
    And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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Commentaires • 3 522

  • Cristopher
    Cristopher Il y a 17 heures +1

    6:20 there 'Mera Mig!' sounds like 'Mirame!' wich in spanish means 'Look at me!' at it's funny because it also makes sense in that context

  • Danny Grey
    Danny Grey Il y a 18 heures

    no I don't want to meet your pair of giant scissors you satanic whore, go back to hell with your cursed item crafted for dark rituals

  • El Javi
    El Javi Il y a 19 heures

    I'm getting heavy kill la kill vibes

  • Electromech
    Electromech Il y a 22 heures

    Thank you Nord VPN for allowing Simone to swear on FRclip and still get funding :P

  • Ceramic Quill
    Ceramic Quill Il y a jour

    You are adorable!

  • Sara Silva
    Sara Silva Il y a jour

    Is this the Swedish version of the movie Us?? 😂😂

  • Ryetz
    Ryetz Il y a jour

    No one ever thought of a scissoring joke @ 2:58?
    You guys are weak af.

  • Hello
    Hello Il y a jour +1

    Hi Simone

  • The Gibby
    The Gibby Il y a jour

    If she made a crossover with Michael Reeves the world would end

  • Sebastián Alegre
    Sebastián Alegre Il y a jour

    mignatures!

  • chrislee671
    chrislee671 Il y a 2 jours

    vampire weekend - a punk at 3:39

  • Petter Eliseussen
    Petter Eliseussen Il y a 2 jours

    lol
    its the first time i see you, but i expect you to look smaller for each time. :)

  • Winddragon Lundholm
    Winddragon Lundholm Il y a 2 jours

    I didn't know you where Swedish. Your English is to good.

  • Trace Doyle
    Trace Doyle Il y a 2 jours

    She's such an edgy FRclipr

  • Salvatore Shiggerino
    Salvatore Shiggerino Il y a 2 jours

    Take it to the UK and try to "bin the blade"

  • Salvatore Shiggerino
    Salvatore Shiggerino Il y a 2 jours

    8:35 Why nut cover? Why not just rivet the pieces together like scissors are normally made?

  • Skukkix23
    Skukkix23 Il y a 2 jours

    I think the belly cut is sexist cause you cant perform it as a male

  • wt2009
    wt2009 Il y a 2 jours

    No idea to where this channel is going, but im in. Dont disapoint us ;)

  • arttu ikonen
    arttu ikonen Il y a 2 jours

    10:11 XD

  • Nina Hallén
    Nina Hallén Il y a 2 jours

    Must...resist...making...scissoring joke...

  • doc crowley
    doc crowley Il y a 2 jours

    lesbian energy

  • J Jones
    J Jones Il y a 2 jours

    What a woman!

  • Timothy Kelley
    Timothy Kelley Il y a 2 jours

    You are a CUT above the rest!

  • Ken Heitmueller
    Ken Heitmueller Il y a 2 jours

    those GLASSES are ADORABLE!

  • Jacquelynn Trapani
    Jacquelynn Trapani Il y a 2 jours

    Simone is slowly becoming arietty

  • kieran jervis
    kieran jervis Il y a 2 jours

    You made the scissors so big you cant run with them

  • Caleb Jasik
    Caleb Jasik Il y a 2 jours

    a world of mig-natures

  • Replaymyway
    Replaymyway Il y a 3 jours

    Did she use the plasma to sharpen the scissors or a grinder

  • The Professor 10
    The Professor 10 Il y a 3 jours

    TIME TO GO TO HONNOJI ACADEMY TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER

  • Richard Connor
    Richard Connor Il y a 3 jours

    Haha, I've got half of a giant pair of scissors almost done myself... but it's been half done for 2 years now... I'll get back to it eventually... Mine are just solid steel, and not quite so large, though. The half I have weighs 20lbs.
    So, the reason the scissors don't cut great, is if you look at good scissors, their blades are actually slightly bent toward eachother. It's very slight, but as the blades come together they meet, and form a singular cutting point. In front of that point, the edges actually overlap a teeny, tiny amount, and behind that point they seperate a little bit as the point travels down the length of the cut.

  • AaronAlso
    AaronAlso Il y a 3 jours

    Simone,
    Sharpening scissors is a next level skill that even most knife makers do not have. The two inside surfaces must be super flat and in direct contact with each other. This is just as important as the edge of each blade being sharp itself.

  • it's true
    it's true Il y a 3 jours +1

    Disclaimer: don't run with scissors. LOL

  • Helge Leirdal
    Helge Leirdal Il y a 3 jours

    Du kjem til å gjera framtidige arkeologar nokso forvirra...

  • Rubab Huss
    Rubab Huss Il y a 3 jours

    Someone trips at the stair and now he/she is a one-eyed pirate.

  • Gert van den Berg
    Gert van den Berg Il y a 3 jours

    This makes the cut

  • Jayde Faith
    Jayde Faith Il y a 3 jours

    Mignature

  • EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW Il y a 3 jours

    YES EVEN ABLE TO CUT YOUR HAIR NOT JUST GOOFY

  • EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW Il y a 3 jours

    HO HAVE I BEEN NAUGHTY PART OF THE SCENE
    PERFECT MATCH EVEN MORE JEALOUS,BEING SOLD OUT,BUT YOU GOT TO CASH IN FIRST,MEAN TIME NEED PURE IMAGE HARD TO HANDLE GUN,BUT NOT FOR YOU CALL OF DUTY BEFORE THE FINAL CUT,HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS,EVEN LOOK SEXY IN SAFETY BOOTS,OH DARED I HAVE BEEN ALL THEM BEAUTY`S,JUST A SCENE ILLUSION FANTASY,,CASH IN FIRST,AMAZING REALLY BEING SOLD BUT SWEET DELICIOUS SWEET WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR TOES PARTS LOCATED AT EACH FEET

  • Perryman1138
    Perryman1138 Il y a 3 jours

    This is amazing! I feel like getting them flattened would do the trick (like people who do hand scraping), and barring that, put a slight curvature on them so the metal remains in contact through the cut.

  • Keven Silva
    Keven Silva Il y a 3 jours

    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • BennickGAdeus
    BennickGAdeus Il y a 3 jours

    Kill La Kill sequel when?

  • dubson_h
    dubson_h Il y a 3 jours

  • Tracy K
    Tracy K Il y a 3 jours

    Awesome.

  • SeawardFob43
    SeawardFob43 Il y a 3 jours

    4:13 getting hammered huh...
    What a weird expression

  • Sarah Spencer
    Sarah Spencer Il y a 4 jours

    Lifts the scissor blades. "I think they're at least the weight of a 5 year old child." Lifts again. "5 year old child"
    This might be my favorite video

  • Thunderbird1337
    Thunderbird1337 Il y a 4 jours

    OH NO COME ON, not that stupid VPN crap again! On how many channels do I have to see this nonsense? No, you can't surf the web anonymously with a VPN, your location stays not private and your data is not end-to-end encrypted. Although the suppliers want you to believe these things, using a VPN is absolutely no guarantee for that. It's a waste of your money. Don't understand why FRcliprs with millions of followers are not satisfied with the income of the normal FRclip commercials and have to do this disinformational advertisement shit in addition. It's a shame.

  • Glenn Ray
    Glenn Ray Il y a 4 jours

    2:16 - 2:25 Very Meta of you...

  • briansuxxx
    briansuxxx Il y a 4 jours

    What wouldn't you have used aluminum instead of steel? Everything would have been so much easier.

  • Thomas Nøhr
    Thomas Nøhr Il y a 4 jours

    Simone G., making the world just a little bit better with each video. Thanks Simone G.!

  • sassycattie
    sassycattie Il y a 4 jours

    Watching everything slowly move closer to the edge as you hit the metal was hilarious

  • Dustywitch
    Dustywitch Il y a 4 jours

    we need a machine to use these with!

  • Ben Pesh
    Ben Pesh Il y a 4 jours

    The daily grind 7:35

  • Sophia Liberty
    Sophia Liberty Il y a 4 jours

    simone's voice is like a mix between lili reinhart and zooey deschanel

  • Shailesh Rana
    Shailesh Rana Il y a 5 jours +1

    Sheet Metal work is sooo exhaustive. I feel you.

  • Henry McCausland
    Henry McCausland Il y a 5 jours

    Simone you look happy :D

  • robrobusa
    robrobusa Il y a 5 jours +1

    Not to be that guy, but last time I had to hammer some sheet metal, I realized a heat gun makes everything SO much simpler.

  • MrWeirdowski
    MrWeirdowski Il y a 5 jours

    11:32 Don't walk with a slightly faster pace with giant scissors, Simone!!!

  • Darwin Dunn
    Darwin Dunn Il y a 5 jours

    Mignature

  • g.swell
    g.swell Il y a 5 jours

    i'm surprised that she actually has the will and drive to do men's work

  • Aldous Huxley
    Aldous Huxley Il y a 5 jours

    Perfect for cutting up chames jarles merch

  • monkeychicken27
    monkeychicken27 Il y a 6 jours

    You’re hilarious. It makes me smile that people can give in to silly.

  • Rik van der Mark
    Rik van der Mark Il y a 6 jours

    Nice one Simone 😁
    But didn't you mean migniature at the end? 😜

  • ayoub fenkouch
    ayoub fenkouch Il y a 6 jours +5

    "please excuse me while i fund this channel" kinda stuff you only find on this channel :')

  • Ξενοφώντας Σούλης

    2:05 That's why you are the best.

  • Елена Нилова
    Елена Нилова Il y a 6 jours

    Kelli ?

  • Kara McCarthy
    Kara McCarthy Il y a 6 jours

    her happiness makes me so happy :’)

  • ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇
    ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇 Il y a 6 jours

    12:50 it's not menature, It's mignature.
    Ha! See what i did there?

  • Faye Higgins
    Faye Higgins Il y a 6 jours

    mig-nature

  • Tvens
    Tvens Il y a 7 jours

    Simone would be like the boss in the film “Us”

  • Jess Woodmansee
    Jess Woodmansee Il y a 7 jours

    Found this on Reddit shortly after watching this video! Wish I knew the story behind the image...maybe she just likes sharp objects too?
    www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/bnp901/cursed_garden/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

  • Young Suit
    Young Suit Il y a 7 jours

    This makes it seem like it would be easier to start a business that is backed by the mayor of your major city so he can give you the big scissors to cut the ribbon when you open.

  • Eric Hvinden
    Eric Hvinden Il y a 8 jours

    I'm so glad to see you on FRclip. Watched with tears about your brain issues. Glad to have you back...

  • Roger Skagerström
    Roger Skagerström Il y a 8 jours

    Mera dig!!! =D

  • ツZipp
    ツZipp Il y a 8 jours

    Hey, Simone! Where are you. That video have two months.

  • Blaire Bustillo
    Blaire Bustillo Il y a 9 jours

    You're the best Simone. I just love your creativity :) Take care my friend :)

  • Aniket Khariwale
    Aniket Khariwale Il y a 9 jours

    She doesn't care about her hairs.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Fyrebat Skymarshall
    Fyrebat Skymarshall Il y a 9 jours

    🤣

  • Fardou Montsma
    Fardou Montsma Il y a 9 jours

    1:32 Using scissors to make scissors

  • Alan Ball
    Alan Ball Il y a 9 jours

    Anyone who saw you that day in the park probably felt like they were dreaming.
    "Uh did I just get really small or did she just get really big"

    • Alan Ball
      Alan Ball Il y a 9 jours

      Also lets be clear, that's how Simone eats bananas from here on out.

  • Luner Sailer
    Luner Sailer Il y a 9 jours

    I think Sweeneytodd would be proud

  • The Bazer
    The Bazer Il y a 9 jours

    It's in video like I want be ugly

  • Diego Morones-Castillo
    Diego Morones-Castillo Il y a 10 jours

    If nothing else, it can serve as a great prop for a tiny person video

  • CyberTroll
    CyberTroll Il y a 10 jours

    use it to scare kids on Halloween

  • CyanAnn
    CyanAnn Il y a 10 jours

    mignature

  • heather s
    heather s Il y a 10 jours

    Seriously envious that you get gifted tools...yep, definitely envious.

  • Blemmy
    Blemmy Il y a 10 jours

    Mig-nature

  • 435now
    435now Il y a 10 jours

    9:15 - 9:18 to quote "Who's Line Is It Anyway", "Things you can say about your giant Pair of Scissors, but not your girlfriend"

  • Denis Mehmedoff
    Denis Mehmedoff Il y a 10 jours

    The most awesome scissors on FRclip!

  • Paul Bolus
    Paul Bolus Il y a 11 jours

    Simone where did you get that dungarees?

  • BillsBayou
    BillsBayou Il y a 11 jours

    How did you end up making the scissors a mirror image of the original? Maybe, and I'm spitballing here, you ended up making left-handed scissors; mounted them on the wall for the right hand; and that's why they don't cut well?

  • Léna Mittelmann
    Léna Mittelmann Il y a 11 jours

    Ahahahaaaa she cut a banana 😂

  • Ishari
    Ishari Il y a 11 jours

    You look like a cute mouse girl warrior kinda character chilling in the park with the scissors. 10/10, would base an entire video game on that concept.

  • turtle as a turtle
    turtle as a turtle Il y a 11 jours

    😁👍🏻❤️

  • Kieran Barker
    Kieran Barker Il y a 11 jours

    Mignatures.... "Mig"="Me" remember?

  • Jesse Lejarzar
    Jesse Lejarzar Il y a 11 jours

    I love your humor, thanks so much for being you

  • MentalRaptors
    MentalRaptors Il y a 11 jours

    Awecellent work!

    If only this piece of craftwomanship could work on Brian, right?

  • 44yvo
    44yvo Il y a 12 jours +2

    "TAke that, Marie Kondo!" Hahaha.

  • Sapphire draws
    Sapphire draws Il y a 12 jours

    You’re like the channel I like to build stuff and Mark rober but a girl! And I just found you today and I’m already subscribing. :D

  • StopAmo
    StopAmo Il y a 12 jours

    you need a giant comb/brush :) also you said kinetic sculpture are you maybe going to motorize them?

  • Jerry Kurl
    Jerry Kurl Il y a 12 jours +1

    Whoa! What's up with this chicks eye?

    • MentalRaptors
      MentalRaptors Il y a 12 jours +1

      Check her channel, she explains it there.