Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

  • Ajoutée 14 avril 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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Commentaires • 3 212

  • Jaden Sheehan
    Jaden Sheehan Il y a jour

    Snl just is a unfunny political sketch show.

  • Angel Zavala
    Angel Zavala Il y a jour

    Tekashi69 saying "ist stoopiiid" lmao this show the best to watch high

  • TIF_Speko
    TIF_Speko Il y a 2 jours

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short Il y a 2 jours


  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow Il y a 2 jours

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos Il y a 3 jours

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra Il y a 3 jours


  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers Il y a 4 jours

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R Il y a 4 jours

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young Il y a 5 jours +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • An Lourdes Arias
    An Lourdes Arias Il y a 6 jours

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez Il y a 6 jours +8

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors Il y a 8 jours

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith Il y a 8 jours +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud Il y a 9 jours

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana Il y a 9 jours +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines Il y a 9 jours

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright Il y a 9 jours +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee Il y a 10 jours

    Cut it out ✌️👉👍

  • See Elle
    See Elle Il y a 10 jours

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland Il y a 11 jours

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid

    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money Il y a 11 jours +2

    Could’ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete would’ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 Il y a 13 jours +1

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling Il y a 14 jours


  • Ji - Eun Kim
    Ji - Eun Kim Il y a 14 jours +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess Il y a 14 jours

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt Il y a 15 jours

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow Il y a 15 jours

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams Il y a 13 jours

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 Il y a 16 jours +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian 🙄🙄🙄. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton Il y a 17 jours +6

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G Il y a 15 jours


    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton Il y a 16 jours +1

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Il y a 16 jours +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch Il y a 18 jours +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch Il y a 16 jours

      +Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Il y a 16 jours

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse Il y a 18 jours +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse Il y a 18 jours +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Il y a 16 jours

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 Il y a 18 jours

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic Il y a 18 jours +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond Il y a 18 jours +36

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Squirrel
      Squirrel Il y a 19 heures

      Rapes/sexually assaults two women “not a criminal”

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum Il y a 11 jours

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond Il y a 14 jours +3

      +Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.

    • Light Bringer
      Light Bringer Il y a 15 jours +5

      Richard Lafond - I agree. Julian Assange is an international hero.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify Il y a 16 jours +1

      @weinernose...say's the little man who is morally and ethically BANKRUPT. BURY that cockroach Manning and Assange together in a nameless plot, and fill it with shyte.

  • For your health
    For your health Il y a 18 jours +3

    Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson

  • NeverMindGaming
    NeverMindGaming Il y a 19 jours

    Every where you look

  • taco_de_muerte
    taco_de_muerte Il y a 19 jours

    Why are half of them dressed regular 😑 for fucks sake

  • JayE Smoke
    JayE Smoke Il y a 20 jours +1

    Thx SNL good stuff😁😂😀😉

  • El Chingon
    El Chingon Il y a 20 jours +1

    Why doesn't SNL do a skit about AOC? There's a ton of material there. Oh, right...

  • MsLogjam
    MsLogjam Il y a 20 jours

    What's ironic about the porn star needing to distance herself line is that Linda Marciano, once known as Linda Lovelace, said after she escaped from Chuck Traynor, she sometimes had to hire lawyers to protect her from other lawyers because so many of them kept trying to rip her off, as if her having been a porn star meant everyone was free to screw her any way they could.

  • jsudlow12
    jsudlow12 Il y a 20 jours +1

    Lolol that was the funniest snl I’ve seen in awhil

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez Il y a 20 jours

    Oh that arieanas boy

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez Il y a 20 jours +1


  • Greg Nelson
    Greg Nelson Il y a 20 jours +1

    Love seeing Michael Keaton!

  • Megalon73
    Megalon73 Il y a 20 jours

    Michael Keaton looks like Jon Voight. who another ass kisser to trump nation.

  • Messalina
    Messalina Il y a 21 jour

    Why is she sooo hot in this?

  • trees
    trees Il y a 21 jour +1


  • David Pannozzo
    David Pannozzo Il y a 21 jour

    No, Sorry I didn’t see Batman in Michael Keaton, I saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies from Michael, and I want a Beetlejuice 2 and a Beetlejuice Stern Pinball Machine.

  • G Money
    G Money Il y a 21 jour

    Hats off the Michael Keaton,..you wanna get nuts let’s get nuts. Batman doesn’t always keep it professional.....sometimes he likes to get personal.

  • Cisco Budge
    Cisco Budge Il y a 21 jour

    lame, stupid. not funny. yawn.

  • James Family
    James Family Il y a 22 jours


  • Atlantika
    Atlantika Il y a 22 jours

    Kate McKinnon is hot !

  • shigsho
    shigsho Il y a 22 jours

    This just isn't funny. SNL was once great. Sorry, but the truth hurts.

  • cyberprompt
    cyberprompt Il y a 23 jours

    #dissentThis you can't say this here dissenter.com/download

  • After.
    After. Il y a 23 jours +1

    6ix9ine is in the vid and the time count is 6:09
    6:09= 69

  • Chaos Gonaway
    Chaos Gonaway Il y a 23 jours

    Is there a bathroom around here, cause I really have to take a Wiki-leak 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂

  • William R. King
    William R. King Il y a 23 jours

    We call him a hero, you call him a super villain. SNL must be in the "club." :O/-

  • Donovan McDavid
    Donovan McDavid Il y a 24 jours

    That 69 one got me

  • L Clarke
    L Clarke Il y a 24 jours +2

    The whole cast and writers oughta be in prison...for felonious boredom.

  • David Gibbs
    David Gibbs Il y a 24 jours

    But my password is letters and numbers

  • forreal pat
    forreal pat Il y a 25 jours


  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford Il y a 25 jours +1

    hahahah this was great, good to see a killer opener again!

  • Jeremy Bader
    Jeremy Bader Il y a 25 jours

    that wasn't very funny

  • Saxazax
    Saxazax Il y a 25 jours +2

    this has to be one of the only channels on youtube that can get away
    with uploading videos shorter than 10:04 on a consistent basis

  • Anonymous Andy
    Anonymous Andy Il y a 25 jours

    For the rainbow dude, they forgot to mention the rape... Wasn't the girl like 13?

  • BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR
    BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR Il y a 25 jours +1

    A guy who showed the bad side of the USA eat they USA people still call him an evil guy that’s fucking great

  • Lil Rasta
    Lil Rasta Il y a 25 jours

    2:21 😂

  • elan sturtz
    elan sturtz Il y a 25 jours +4

    At 2:37 my OCD was killing me because her hat is slightly wrinkled lmao

  • Dez Bryant
    Dez Bryant Il y a 26 jours

    Straight face gang wya?

  • g sun
    g sun Il y a 26 jours

    when Kate said that line
    I lost it

  • J P
    J P Il y a 26 jours

    This could have been so much better.

  • Raven Jones
    Raven Jones Il y a 26 jours

    Why did I get creeped out yet excited for Micheal Keaton

  • poop
    poop Il y a 26 jours


  • Rik Nel
    Rik Nel Il y a 26 jours

    I thought Tekashi was arrested on pedophilia charges ? no ?

  • Bill Craig
    Bill Craig Il y a 26 jours +2

    I keep watching for a sketch about MSNBC'S Velshi/Ruhle newscasts. *wink, wink - nudge-nudge*

  • John Allen
    John Allen Il y a 26 jours

    Julian assange, bitches

  • Alicia B
    Alicia B Il y a 26 jours +1

    I live in London in Ecuador..try figuring that one out...🤣🤣🤣

  • Flozy
    Flozy Il y a 27 jours +60

    U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying

    • LivingDeadGirl
      LivingDeadGirl Il y a 4 jours

      Lol no she did it to herself snl is just gonna make sure NO ONE FORGETS that's all 🤣😂

  • Commercial Communication
    Commercial Communication Il y a 27 jours +1

    Lol, Hilarious! It is so funny how the old farts at NBC corp so transparently attempt to peddle government propaganda, trying to play “influencer,” trying to convince people that whistleblower Assange is the enemy of the people for exposing the deer-in-the-headlight-style-helicopter-murder of journalists and first responders, and the accompanying coverup. Not too subtly, they deliver their talking points by having the Assange character say, “I’ve attacked the US Military... cause I’m a super villain!” (pretty lame dialogue.) Very comical attempt at manipulation and political “influencing”. CBS Corp. is the lamest! ROFL! Old Farts!

  • Frank Miranda
    Frank Miranda Il y a 27 jours +192

    Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
    Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition."
    Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?"
    Lori: "Communication"
    Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."

  • chefdsal1
    chefdsal1 Il y a 27 jours +4

    Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed.
    😩 they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope

  • Day Spencer
    Day Spencer Il y a 27 jours

    Is this actually considered comedy?

  • Ed P
    Ed P Il y a 27 jours +1

    Tekashi 👍

  • Ed P
    Ed P Il y a 27 jours

    This skit is too much.......😮

  • Lunar Cookie-Chan
    Lunar Cookie-Chan Il y a 27 jours

    ITS CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb Il y a 27 jours +2

    Nice to see snl doing something honest for once instead of leftist propaganda

  • Not SO Fast There
    Not SO Fast There Il y a 28 jours +1

    LMFAO !!!!! instant classic

  • Indiejan Hansen
    Indiejan Hansen Il y a 28 jours

    Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference

  • RR R
    RR R Il y a 28 jours

    Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an ”rpg” ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle.
    Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.

  • Ed P
    Ed P Il y a 28 jours

    “I’m a loco.”😮

  • xhagast
    xhagast Il y a 28 jours

    Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.

  • Paola D'Rugama
    Paola D'Rugama Il y a 28 jours +2

    Michael Keaton is so cool 😍

  • Michael Curland
    Michael Curland Il y a 28 jours +2

    $100 to anyone who can tell me Assange's crime

    • Alan
      Alan Il y a 25 jours

      The public needed to know

    • Alan
      Alan Il y a 25 jours

      Hillary's leaked emails, remember when Trump was elected

    • MsLogjam
      MsLogjam Il y a 28 jours +1

      He's been accused of giving away state secrets in the U.S. and rape in Sweden. He also had a habit of threatening the Ecuadoran hosts with some mysterious device he claimed to have that could cause the embassy to explode if he activated it; hence, the reason for such a hands-on arrest. Some people would rather be respected than loved and if they can't be respected they'll settle for fear and loathing.

    • wolfedog99
      wolfedog99 Il y a 28 jours

      Being a poor embassy guest that would not clean up after himself or his cat.

  • Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh
    Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh Il y a 28 jours +4

    Michael Keaton the reason I watched this & kenan Thompson

  • Darnell Robeson
    Darnell Robeson Il y a 28 jours +33

    When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here

  • Bond James Bond
    Bond James Bond Il y a 28 jours +3

    lmao, I paid 500k to get my daughter into USC. Wasn't expecting that....I've died, seriously!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kate McKinnon is fire!!!! lol

    • Ed P
      Ed P Il y a 27 jours

      Bond James Bond loco 😝

  • D 123
    D 123 Il y a 28 jours

    It's the Solicitor for the Solicited!

  • Kari Benirschke
    Kari Benirschke Il y a 28 jours