This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

  • Ajoutée 1 févr. 2016
  • Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, months-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.
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Commentaires • 21 083

  • DT Jackson
    DT Jackson Il y a 5 heures

    I wonder if "Solomon" has seen this.

  • Zachkills4
    Zachkills4 Il y a 7 heures +1

    2:12 is that Luna from Harry Potter

  • junemberesford
    junemberesford Il y a 16 heures

    So interesting Malcolm. A real adventure in a beautiful part of isolated NZ.

  • Iran Ortega
    Iran Ortega Il y a 17 heures

    This is my guy

  • Pierre Vigneron
    Pierre Vigneron Il y a 20 heures

    He looks like bubbles in trailer park boy 😭

  • Filoyd Bahar
    Filoyd Bahar Il y a 21 heure


  • Acton Jackson
    Acton Jackson Il y a jour

    I love quantum physics and space all that come with it I also love mathematics and understand the languages of all the worlds the old and the new and the past and what is to come I know which planet is next to plant a seed and I know where to hide from the whole catastrophe but to do this he needs (S). I also understand the gods and goddesses and the gold I understand everything my whole life is about the Quantum leap.. do they really understand that it's not a joke at all that it is quite fascinating if you have the mind to understand it great minds work alike in order to find (S)~(s)~(S) Help?

    • Acton Jackson
      Acton Jackson Il y a jour

      A22 A21 📐 A20 ✴️🌕🔵🍏🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴⚫🔲

    • Acton Jackson
      Acton Jackson Il y a jour

      My mind is going crazy it's spinning around like the planets and the planets before the it's having impacts on quantum I see bright lights and fire I'm seeing gravity pulled in every direction possible I see rubber bands and numbers and symbols Messi creations being born like funghi and molecules and parasites I see molecules everyone I see them the planets I see them in everything I look at and touch my whole life is a molecule amongst the quantum I see cones and languages dots and lines squiggles and numbers and shapes of all kinds I think colours pink blue yellow orange green I see fantastic things and my mind is exploding with the knowledge that I want to share and hear other knowledge I have found every world possible and what once existed there and how what they are going to do is blow everything into space to create and billions of little planets that they call space or could it be another Fury or two or three or four.

  • ながささはると
    ながささはると Il y a jour

    Solomon, if we're gonna do it... *LETS GO BIG*

  • Eric Nelson
    Eric Nelson Il y a jour

    I hope Solomon has watched this

  • Terrakinetic
    Terrakinetic Il y a jour

    Looks like Woody Allen got around.

  • YahudahThe LionKing
    YahudahThe LionKing Il y a jour

    Best graph chart ever!!!

  • wayne wayo aveyard
    wayne wayo aveyard Il y a jour

    worried about being mean to scammers. they are the scum of the earth

  • luminair11
    luminair11 Il y a jour

    Scary bit about this is that these spammers out of spite could sent me something with a never knows! Still funny video!

  • iloveboyz27
    iloveboyz27 Il y a jour

    The fact that he got a standing O 😂😂😂😂

  • art vincent espinas
    art vincent espinas Il y a jour

    bonsoir, my gold nugget, bonsoir

  • Peggy Drew
    Peggy Drew Il y a 2 jours

    90 % of Ted Talks are just people co opting some subject they ere involved in, in order to show off , look attractive and try to get laid by an audience member.

  • Miojo Gourmet
    Miojo Gourmet Il y a 2 jours

    Ted talk is gay

  • Savonyé Dubay Bear
    Savonyé Dubay Bear Il y a 2 jours

    This guy is fucking racist. Makes me sick. Someone dox this guy, he’s never workin in this town again.

  • Steven Jennings
    Steven Jennings Il y a 2 jours

    Your videos are very addictive. Answer this message for a free trial of Your Awesome and that's it...

  • Hayden Lau
    Hayden Lau Il y a 2 jours

    *Come with me on my stupid fucking journey*

  • Gorilla Yo
    Gorilla Yo Il y a 2 jours

    Great video, as always! As I am yours, I ask that you and ALL others to please subscribe to my channel and help me spread my name in the comedic scene new to the Denver Area and just starting a business as well. Thanks to all and I hope you will enjoy my videos as much as I do yours. That would be a honor!!!, Facebook, Twitter and/or FRclip (links below) from anywhere from silly laughs, memes, conspiracy theories, random high af thoughts with soon to be multiple weekly and daily videos.

  • TUG: The Unnamed Guy
    TUG: The Unnamed Guy Il y a 3 jours

    How do you get these emails? I want them but I haven’t gotten any.

  • WebJek
    WebJek Il y a 3 jours

    Extract email from FB

  • Daren Gauthier
    Daren Gauthier Il y a 3 jours

    Not even really that funny this time, but you'll get them next time

  • Srečko Lavrič
    Srečko Lavrič Il y a 3 jours

    You are so funny and intelligent... I have tears in my eyes from laughing.

  • Duc Quynh Bui
    Duc Quynh Bui Il y a 3 jours

    no woman no cry

  • Charisse Savier
    Charisse Savier Il y a 3 jours

    Anyone is instantly more attractive with an accent. I am convinced of this. I get so enamoured with the accent I forget to pay attention to what he's saying, but this was pretty funny.

  • Jose Juanjo
    Jose Juanjo Il y a 3 jours

    Garth, wayne is looking for you..............geek party time,

  • Insanity
    Insanity Il y a 3 jours +1

    If Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys had a Diet.

  • Duc Quynh Bui
    Duc Quynh Bui Il y a 3 jours


  • Justin Y.
    Justin Y. Il y a 3 jours +1

    I replied to spam email. r/madlads

  • Jetz Playz
    Jetz Playz Il y a 4 jours

    Weee woooo weee wooooo
    Spelling police: I will be so happy if the deal goes well, as I am going to get a good commission as well.

  • ian2958
    ian2958 Il y a 4 jours

    I just got an email from Charles Odonkor - is he related to Solomon ?

  • firstfire508
    firstfire508 Il y a 4 jours


  • Lisa Kempson
    Lisa Kempson Il y a 4 jours

    I was expecting some scientific explanation of how scammers scam and how responding affects you...I was pleasantly disappointed by the video.

  • Entense Vibez
    Entense Vibez Il y a 4 jours +1

    If you want to know how to be a millionaire subscribe to my channel and donate 20 dollars to my paypal

  • Sir Miss a Lot
    Sir Miss a Lot Il y a 4 jours

    He looks like Charlie Puth

    SOURAV DAS Il y a 5 jours

    Is he making this up?

  • SOLO
    SOLO Il y a 5 jours

    when ur name is Solomon

  • Sub to me idk why
    Sub to me idk why Il y a 5 jours +1

    Wow this guy soo knows his crowd.

  • nick reakoff
    nick reakoff Il y a 5 jours

    This isnt the first time ive shipt bullion my friend!... i like to think of that as a sophisticated way of say "i talk alot of bullshit".. i may steal this quote haha

  • Liizen
    Liizen Il y a 5 jours

    This guy is gold!

  • Sheepsville Wales
    Sheepsville Wales Il y a 5 jours

    I always like to play along with scammers...

  • Beth King
    Beth King Il y a 5 jours

    Laughing so hard!! I could listen to this guy all day!😂

  • Rob Kukoc
    Rob Kukoc Il y a 5 jours

    This guy is very entertaining

  • Debjit Chatterjee
    Debjit Chatterjee Il y a 5 jours


  • Andre YouTube
    Andre YouTube Il y a 6 jours

    who else thought it says james charles instead of james veitch

  • nemo
    nemo Il y a 6 jours

    TED is a front organization for the diabolical Bilderberg group . It is a cult and you have been sucked in . Now after you have been scared shitless by what should have been obvious to you 20 years ago , you are going to sign up for TED email and text announcements . Then you will get malware from TED which will make it easier for "big brother" to spy on you and disappear you .

  • Carrie Sue George
    Carrie Sue George Il y a 6 jours

    Your so adorable

  • Thị Chí Công Trương
    Thị Chí Công Trương Il y a 6 jours

    What an interesting topic. Love this idea

  • Panda Music
    Panda Music Il y a 6 jours

    my dad is a hedgfund manager. hahahaahaha peons....

  • Nikola Tesla
    Nikola Tesla Il y a 6 jours

    OK FRclip, I will watch this alright

  • Ultimate Man
    Ultimate Man Il y a 6 jours +1

    I did that a lot and still doing it to have fun. LOL, scammers should be obliverated out of the internet.

  • Fuhq Boi
    Fuhq Boi Il y a 6 jours

    James Veitch sucks peepees

  • N.King
    N.King Il y a 6 jours


  • Witchy Woman
    Witchy Woman Il y a 7 jours

    So what is the guy at 7:10's problem? Unless his name is Soloman, I can't imagine anyone finding fault with what James is doing. Kudos to vigilante justice!

    • Zennon Szabo
      Zennon Szabo Il y a 5 jours

      Witchy Woman he's kinda laughing later on. He's alright

  • Maus
    Maus Il y a 7 jours

    Someone give this guy a hummus

  • L N
    L N Il y a 8 jours +3

    This is pure gold. 😂😂🤣

  • Mark Pittman
    Mark Pittman Il y a 8 jours

    Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!!!

  • Pamela Spitzer
    Pamela Spitzer Il y a 8 jours

    No woman, no cry.. . 😂

  • Pedro Gonzalez
    Pedro Gonzalez Il y a 8 jours

    epic 😁

  • the vanquished septic citizen

    i say how do u get scam emails to attack you ??????????

  • Abigail Bickerdike
    Abigail Bickerdike Il y a 8 jours +1


  • Serhii Cho
    Serhii Cho Il y a 9 jours


  • Maria Makinen
    Maria Makinen Il y a 9 jours

    J. V.could make anything fun to listen to.( =

  • Dylan Mcgregor
    Dylan Mcgregor Il y a 9 jours

    Yeee Bob Marley!

  • corvus13
    corvus13 Il y a 9 jours

    Is that Luna Lovegood in the audience?

  • Claire Kurronen
    Claire Kurronen Il y a 9 jours

    This video is a great break from the james charles drama

  • Atwine Moses
    Atwine Moses Il y a 9 jours

    I have played those games before, I though I was the only crazy one. Good Job...

  • The Botanical Doula
    The Botanical Doula Il y a 9 jours +4

    I’ve seen this before but every time, I develop a bigger crush on @jamesvietch.

  • Fuhwohdah Ali
    Fuhwohdah Ali Il y a 9 jours

    He looks like Tom Holland playing a nerd

  • Looch 1ner
    Looch 1ner Il y a 10 jours

    this is a ted

  • UShouldBeGlad
    UShouldBeGlad Il y a 10 jours

    And then every NPC stood up and clapped! #thathappened

  • Carlos Eduardo
    Carlos Eduardo Il y a 10 jours

    Very very good!!

  • rem145
    rem145 Il y a 10 jours +1

    I’m actually eating hummus while watching this

  • rdz
    rdz Il y a 10 jours +1

    Who thought the title was James Charles

  • as is
    as is Il y a 10 jourséo.html

  • Bula Zamani
    Bula Zamani Il y a 10 jours

    Bad idea. Attracting a scammer/ hacker’s attention might not have a happy ending.,

  • I play kazoo violently
    I play kazoo violently Il y a 10 jours

    Ted's the finald boss that's why he never shows up in ted talks

  • Ambria Daniels Band
    Ambria Daniels Band Il y a 10 jours +2

    Cute. Now I am going to watch my fav channel Gotcha the Cockatoo!

  • Bruce Chester
    Bruce Chester Il y a 10 jours +1

    OMG This is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • VooDooTube
    VooDooTube Il y a 11 jours

    < Shakes his happy VooDSoo stick ...Thank You

  • Debmalyadragon 5dey
    Debmalyadragon 5dey Il y a 11 jours

    I thought i saw LUNA LOVEGOD

  • Yaseen Ahmed
    Yaseen Ahmed Il y a 11 jours

    When they get to scammers to try to scam each other...

  • Stay Clashy
    Stay Clashy Il y a 11 jours

    That british accent though...

  • Richard Tibbitts
    Richard Tibbitts Il y a 11 jours

    This is a funny video, but the speaker needs to slow down and enunciate a little better. Silly English!

  • Rahul Nanwani
    Rahul Nanwani Il y a 11 jours

    No woman, no cry

  • G for gamer
    G for gamer Il y a 11 jours +1

    This man needs our respect. Period.

  • Slayer Player
    Slayer Player Il y a 11 jours

    This is like a stand up routine.

  • Francoise Bowen
    Francoise Bowen Il y a 11 jours


  • DavidbivɒⱭ
    DavidbivɒⱭ Il y a 12 jours

    Stand up, Funny. 38,817,864 views Funny too.

  • Dragoon GT
    Dragoon GT Il y a 12 jours +1

    I got scammed today :(
    But I have learned to not trust anyone on the internet

    • Dragoon GT
      Dragoon GT Il y a 10 jours

      I really got scammed. It was in league of legends where it happened

    • Dreams from God
      Dreams from God Il y a 10 jours

      Did you really? Or were you scammed into watching this video?

  • Ashley Hyne
    Ashley Hyne Il y a 12 jours

    Solomon odongo. 'I know'. Sorry James what do you know? And also you're not a stand up so don't get flattered when nerds laugh at your routine.

  • 80's Girl
    80's Girl Il y a 13 jours +2

    Bonsoir, my golden nuggets, bonsoir.

  • PrAKtikal Nurse
    PrAKtikal Nurse Il y a 13 jours

    If y'all ever do this again, I want an invite!! 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • Kayti T
    Kayti T Il y a 13 jours

    Best TED ever!

  • Feanor Silva
    Feanor Silva Il y a 13 jours

    This was wonderful. Now, is there an app for this? Can I direct all my Spam emails to an app that will engage the Spammer with similar silliness?

  • Manaphy099
    Manaphy099 Il y a 13 jours +307

    My brother got a text from a scammer so he spoiled endgame for them

  • CanndyDrive Gaming
    CanndyDrive Gaming Il y a 13 jours

    Is like i been here before

  • CanndyDrive Gaming
    CanndyDrive Gaming Il y a 13 jours

    Cover up all the puzzles 🧩