Crusader Kings II: Long May He Reign (feat. Squire)

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  • Ajoutée 25 mars 2019
  • The royal council tries to find a new king.
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Commentaires • 882

  • Squire
    Squire Il y a 10 mois +2875

    This was a lot of fun to make. Cheers guys! :)

    • Justin Kemp
      Justin Kemp Il y a 4 mois +1

      No wonder that voice sounded familiar

    • thecursed01
      thecursed01 Il y a 5 mois

      @Thomas Boys because he can't act and just is himself :)

    • akouek3
      akouek3 Il y a 7 mois

      We need more of you and these videos like CK2 needs Japan, and less annoying GOT king death subplots -.-

    • Seth Roseblood
      Seth Roseblood Il y a 8 mois +1

      Right, does anyone want to join a plot?

  • A C
    A C Il y a 6 jours

    Epic voice

  • Empyreon of a Mortal God
    Empyreon of a Mortal God Il y a 15 jours

    Finally a good game

  • Stephen McConkey
    Stephen McConkey Il y a 23 jours

    Thank god monarchy doesn’t exist nowadays or else the president would be killed every second and we would have a shit ton more presidents in our history
    I mean Jesus why do everyone want to kill the king so often?.....oh right, power hungry and greed, again thank god monarchy no longer exists

  • The Black Baron
    The Black Baron Il y a mois

    Might be possesed and left-hand D: good god. He's left-handed

  • Willblue18
    Willblue18 Il y a 2 mois

    Holy shit, this game is free?!?!? Why didn't I know sooner?

  • Lenny
    Lenny Il y a 2 mois +2

    That man is obscenely British

  • ConDor
    ConDor Il y a 2 mois

    How did the Chaplain inherit? Are they Cathar or something?

  • RothRocks2000
    RothRocks2000 Il y a 2 mois

    0:10 - Squire: "Long may he reign! Unlike his father"
    0:31 - Squire: "Not his son actually [...] this is his twin brother"
    Hmmmmmm

  • 101jir
    101jir Il y a 2 mois

    1:40 Considering most lines, real life and in game...

  • dirzy doo
    dirzy doo Il y a 3 mois

    A few mods later: I AM THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR OF HISPANIA, BRITTANIA, AND FRANCIA BOW BEFORE ME OR SO HELP ZEUS I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY 9MM GLOCK

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan Il y a 3 mois

    0:56 I see that smirk

  • Frendlu
    Frendlu Il y a 3 mois

    Simba: I just can't wait to be king
    Scar: I don't thing that.

  • Atreides
    Atreides Il y a 4 mois

    Thinking about it, a catholic court chaplin taking the throne would probably stabilize the realm. Less plotting in theocracies

  • Imperialx Warlord
    Imperialx Warlord Il y a 4 mois

    Where the incest?

  • Black Adam
    Black Adam Il y a 4 mois

    I ended up getting 7 daughters and 0 sons after i died in this game. I lived 56 years!!!

  • Baxter Beaton
    Baxter Beaton Il y a 4 mois

    People quoting videos in comments are %99 retarded

  • Heidi Wilks
    Heidi Wilks Il y a 4 mois +5

    "Long may he reign"
    -- degenerates to "May he survive longer than this ceremony." :P

  • Jelly Myst
    Jelly Myst Il y a 4 mois

    So Basil didn't reign for long, but tried for 60 years to sire an heir? Now there's a man who had his priorities straight.

  • Ricky Rick
    Ricky Rick Il y a 4 mois

    "you mean apart from God?" was pure comedy

  • Captain.phoenix
    Captain.phoenix Il y a 4 mois

    Hey it’s squire

  • VaciliNikoMavich
    VaciliNikoMavich Il y a 4 mois

    Excellent and humorous video ^^

  • salih kara
    salih kara Il y a 4 mois

    This should be put forth as both the game trailer and the game walktrough.

  • Vladislav Razumeev
    Vladislav Razumeev Il y a 4 mois

    I once got myself a demon child ruler. For those unfamiliar, you can, rarely through event OR if you're female, get the literal anti-christ as your successor. The demon child will murder all its older siblings to help with succession and receive a ridiculous buff to all stats once it comes of age at 16.

    ..Mine died at age 25 from a bad case of the flu.

  • Trevor Moore
    Trevor Moore Il y a 4 mois

    69 dislikes, nice

  • Sean Kennedy
    Sean Kennedy Il y a 5 mois

    Still more interesting story than Bran the broken

  • Daniel Bartholomew
    Daniel Bartholomew Il y a 5 mois

    This basically sums up what happens in ck2 when there's a plague and you forget to shut the gates.

  • Prophein X
    Prophein X Il y a 5 mois +1

    "Yesterday I opened a book and it drove me insane."

  • Max Mach
    Max Mach Il y a 5 mois

    1:48 "Sorry, he's sick. Leprosy...of the brain."

  • Ryan Mattia
    Ryan Mattia Il y a 5 mois

    My first CKII game was my king dying of intense love making then my infant daughter miraculously surviving like 8 assassination attempts and becoming a vicious warrior queen.

  • IspettoreCatiponda1
    IspettoreCatiponda1 Il y a 5 mois

    No I need one on republican mechanics

  • The Sparkle Zone
    The Sparkle Zone Il y a 5 mois

    I thought it was Squire... I was like: that's a pretty good English accent... wait, is that... Squire? A little younger than I expected.

  • simongosimon
    simongosimon Il y a 5 mois

    this is my favorite door monster video

  • Sam Colon
    Sam Colon Il y a 5 mois +1

    Bring out your dead 🔔. Bring out your dead 🔔.

  • Mike Henderson
    Mike Henderson Il y a 5 mois

    "Baldrick the leper."
    Blackadder reference?

  • Patrick Holt
    Patrick Holt Il y a 5 mois

    "... even if you survive your own hobbies..."

  • Sarah Andrea Royce
    Sarah Andrea Royce Il y a 5 mois

    The funniest thing about this is that it may as well be an official trailer already in Paradox style

  • Sweet Seduction
    Sweet Seduction Il y a 5 mois

    Squire FTW?

  • Alex FRD
    Alex FRD Il y a 5 mois

    Thought that was James Franco for a bit.

  • Dr Hade
    Dr Hade Il y a 5 mois

    Lol

  • Muhd Faris bin Dharma
    Muhd Faris bin Dharma Il y a 5 mois

    Is god the player?

  • juho aalto
    juho aalto Il y a 5 mois

    I always play with finnish tribals, so when this happens the kingdom of finland disintegrates into 7 independent kingdoms that have to be unified again (just in time for the tribal ruler to die and we start from the beginning)

  • Tofuaner
    Tofuaner Il y a 6 mois

    And just like that Baldrick's cunning plan finally paid of and he became king, if just for a few moments

  • PoTato Head PokéMario
    PoTato Head PokéMario Il y a 6 mois

    you mentioned he was left handed, but he used his right hand to drink wine

  • James O
    James O Il y a 6 mois

    Please do more CK2 content, I loved your Civ stuff and love this!

  • Farry
    Farry Il y a 6 mois

    This is so me when I have high intrigue

  • Kel Thuzad
    Kel Thuzad Il y a 6 mois

    thats soooo crusaders kings alike!!! i loved it

  • Yuda Gundara
    Yuda Gundara Il y a 6 mois

    do viking monarch and fill your dungeon with 40 prisoners.. and excetue them all.. at once..

  • napolien 1
    napolien 1 Il y a 6 mois

    That's me searching for a good successor among my dynasty

  • Douglas Flores
    Douglas Flores Il y a 6 mois

    my own son that i had 100 relationship with plotted and killed me.10/10

  • relix7373
    relix7373 Il y a 6 mois +1

    That squire guy was awesome. Really great voice.

  • Eli Odum
    Eli Odum Il y a 6 mois

    Fucking beautiful

  • J3SS3 H
    J3SS3 H Il y a 6 mois +5

    8 bastard children??? ....I see someone’s been using the seduction focus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Vaping Dad
    Vaping Dad Il y a 6 mois

    It really doth be like that sometimes

  • Stingraysquad
    Stingraysquad Il y a 6 mois

    reminds me of that one time when my hero king died after naming his best friend, who he’d massacred innocents and desecrated churches with in the name of the jörmungandr for decades, regent. My regent then proceeded to attempt to murder my heir, and succeeded after like four failures. At this point i checked his opinions tab and found out that he mainly hated my heir because his father was a publically known heretic, despite not only being one himself, but having been the fathers number one henchman.
    The heirs sister survived the murder attempts and grew up to be a coward in posession of the necronomicon

  • bakersmileyface
    bakersmileyface Il y a 6 mois +1

    No dysentery death?
    Unrealistic.

  • Kaden Gilchrist
    Kaden Gilchrist Il y a 6 mois +1

    Hahahaha the number of funny game mechanics you fit in here is great! "Left handed" "read a book and it made me insane" "England has like six face types" hahahaha

  • Elmunus Angelo
    Elmunus Angelo Il y a 6 mois

    Lol "Does anyone wanna join a plot?"

  • Ramar Blood
    Ramar Blood Il y a 6 mois

    Lol this doesn't happen to me I start off as a counte then become emperor , then defeated the mongul horde and watch as Aztecs conquer everything on the other side of the map. Also ultimagate succession

  • LetsPlayCrazy
    LetsPlayCrazy Il y a 6 mois +3

    Reminds me of Medievil TW 2 (with the Pope):
    Me: *minding my own buisness*
    Whole of christianity: *attacks without mercy*
    Me: *defends myself*
    Pope: "YOU MONSTER, MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!"
    Me: "Oh! It seems there has opened up a spot as the pope*
    *cicle repeats like in the video*