Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Penguins, Popeyes’ Chicken Sandwich

  • Ajoutée 11 sept. 2019
  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about black Batman.
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Commentaires • 500

  • Penguinator
    Penguinator Il y a 2 jours

    It's been a bloody month where's the next one?

  • noy sho
    noy sho Il y a 3 jours

    That "lesbians commit quickly" thing is for real, story time? I went on one date with a girl. It didn't go well. Ran into her again. Started talking. Told her last time I rejected her because I was in love with someone I'm over now. The next day she apologized for friend zoning me after calling me bro the asked to see the ring I wore and then to "put it back on my finger like in the movies". Lesbians commit quickly.

  • Ajax
    Ajax Il y a 6 jours +1

    Pretty sure Seth could tell all the jokes...

  • Sophia Flagg
    Sophia Flagg Il y a 8 jours

    12 Years A Squirrel ☠☠☠☠☠☠

  • Tony Yarusso
    Tony Yarusso Il y a 9 jours

    One of these days Seth should learn how to use “comprise”.

  • Kurt N
    Kurt N Il y a 12 jours

    It's all in the delivery. Sure the writers are important but if they can't deliver then the jokes will go over like lead balloons, and they did. "Jokes Seth Can't Tell ...(because they're lame...)"

  • Daniela Garcia
    Daniela Garcia Il y a 16 jours

    I love this segment so much!! Bingewatching right now 😂

  • Jacob Brown
    Jacob Brown Il y a 20 jours

    This is a stupid segment... please change "seth can't tell a joke" to something else please.

  • C H
    C H Il y a 21 jour

    I need more of the segments in my life!

  • Blu Wolfe
    Blu Wolfe Il y a 22 jours

    Black Batman killed me

  • starlight1314
    starlight1314 Il y a 23 jours

    they are so goofy and adorable, i love them so much

  • NotGonnaHappenDude
    NotGonnaHappenDude Il y a 25 jours

    What did they mean by the hands free lesbian joke? I don't get it

  • HafsteinnH
    HafsteinnH Il y a 27 jours +1

    Amber could play annie!

  • Coffee And A Book
    Coffee And A Book Il y a 27 jours +1

    Wu-Tang is for the orphaned children

  • DIESEL0759
    DIESEL0759 Il y a 27 jours

    Poor Seth...he always falls for the same gag.."Oh, it'll be ok, Seth!!" "Go for it, Seth!!" You gotta feel sorry for the poor guy!! Taken in by those evil black and gay women! Just no good, I tell ya...

  • sonorasgirl
    sonorasgirl Il y a 27 jours

    This is definitely my favorite segment on this show...I love how uncomfortable everyone is except Amber and Jennie - s’nice yo see the roles reversed 😂

  • billy smith
    billy smith Il y a 28 jours

    I never get tired of this bit. They all have such amazing timing and delivery. So charming.

  • Séverine Godet
    Séverine Godet Il y a 28 jours

    Screaming doesn't make it more funny guys...

  • Ash Fana
    Ash Fana Il y a 29 jours

    More misses than hits - but Amber is so cute.

  • Marina Ferreira
    Marina Ferreira Il y a 29 jours

    The best talk show out there
    Hands down

  • ohsnapiam59
    ohsnapiam59 Il y a mois

    Sorry most of those jokes were kinda lame. But the 'spicy bun' one was funny.

  • MrFantocan
    MrFantocan Il y a mois

    I usually like this segment, but this was very weak, felt forced...

  • Maddie Kerr
    Maddie Kerr Il y a mois

    Best segment ever!!! (Also, @ the woman who went “woooo” when Jenny said “And I’m gay”, literally marry me.)

  • noname justus
    noname justus Il y a mois

    Ugh this is my favorite segment!!

  • MaxineAndrew
    MaxineAndrew Il y a mois

    Love the bit! Amber's hair is awesome :3

  • K S
    K S Il y a mois +1

    NBC - please move him to Fallon's time slot. Seth is a gem.

  • Charles Kilgore
    Charles Kilgore Il y a mois

    The stunned silence from the audience after the "Lesbians commit so quickly" montage was the funniest thing about this month's installment 😂😂😂

  • Lawrence Cole
    Lawrence Cole Il y a mois

    1:59 omg I love her, I too often don't think of the consequences. After mine own heart, awe. =D And apparently I'm also part lesbian.

  • Alex PL
    Alex PL Il y a mois

    I’m so happy for Amber but nostalgia hits me hard thinking this might have been the last segment of Jokes Seth Can’t Tell 😭❤️

  • Charlie Salzman
    Charlie Salzman Il y a mois +2

    Just here to say I heard AMBER IS GETTING HER OWN
    and I’m like...............
    Someone is reading my comments

  • William Phillips
    William Phillips Il y a mois

    Jokes about slavery would be funny if you quit acting like America did it all. First off no American ships ever delivered slaves, they were Dutch trading ships. Second black tribes in Africa purposely helped them steal the men and women so they could take over the tribe and have more land. Third blacks got rid of their own and then had no one to help them defend. When you think about it that way, America as a purchaser doesn’t seem so bad when you realize the blood others spilt to start the industry in America

    • D. McElroy
      D. McElroy Il y a 26 jours

      William PhillipsIt’s not so much about slavery it’s more about the systemic racism that America continues to apply for it comes to black people and all people of color. Also if you kind a notice America has always had a slave class whether it wants to admit it or not. Do some history on America from its beginning to around Jim Crow.

  • William Phillips
    William Phillips Il y a mois

    If white people cant handle spice and you think blacks can then watch hot ones with Sean Evans and watch how all the blacks people sweat and fall apart and most of the whites just sit through it

  • Larry Russell
    Larry Russell Il y a mois

    That little skit was cute like you Seth✨

  • R. Jones
    R. Jones Il y a mois

    When do the jokes start?

  • cheeseonyomama
    cheeseonyomama Il y a mois

    A) Idk why but I don't find this funny
    B) why couldn't Seth tell the "Popeyes chicken sandwich bun too spicy for white people?" joke? He's white. If anything, the fact that a black person is saying can seem offensive
    Liberal pandering. You take the bad with the good I guess

  • John Y Yaussi
    John Y Yaussi Il y a mois

    SNL needs to come calling for these women.

  • magick_NRG
    magick_NRG Il y a mois

    I love this segment

  • NfamousK Games
    NfamousK Games Il y a mois

    Please never stop this segment 😂

  • Tash Hashimi
    Tash Hashimi Il y a mois +1

    Seth’s joke was pretty funny & second best was Batman WuTang joke

  • Rick-Paul Meier
    Rick-Paul Meier Il y a mois

    This is the worst segment they consistently run. Anyone can say any joke about anything. Some will always laugh and some will always be offended. Who cares?

  • David Linx
    David Linx Il y a mois

    Woaw! Not funny at all this time even though I usually love them

  • nekkis8989
    nekkis8989 Il y a mois

    That was painfull

  • RedBear535
    RedBear535 Il y a mois

    I live for these. Do it more often!

  • Derrick Gordon
    Derrick Gordon Il y a mois

    I loved this and laughed alot

  • Rufasa 37
    Rufasa 37 Il y a mois

    The black girl sucked. Can only make racist remarks about whites and calls it comedy

  • suzawilo
    suzawilo Il y a mois

    I love this segment 😊❤️😊

  • felixvelariusbos
    felixvelariusbos Il y a mois +33

    1:50 That audience does not know what a beard is. 😁
    (My beard's name was Ian.)

    • Berto Andon
      Berto Andon Il y a mois

      Thanks but I’m ashamed to admit that I only just got the joke.

  • Jessie Hudgens
    Jessie Hudgens Il y a mois +1

    this segment is my absolute favorite part of this show

  • Carlyne Sainphor
    Carlyne Sainphor Il y a mois +1

    Don't worry Seth we love you and have heard of you.

  • Megan Dolezal
    Megan Dolezal Il y a mois +3

    Amber and Jenny should have their own show! I love them!

  • Wolfe Tone
    Wolfe Tone Il y a mois +8

    Get Amber behind the desk for a week. Then end with a segment called "jokes Seth *can* tell"

  • Victoria11T
    Victoria11T Il y a mois +2

    These ladies are hilarious! And the middle one is pretty hot. ;)

  • Kevin Reardon
    Kevin Reardon Il y a mois

    I just love this routine.

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin Il y a mois

    12 Years a squirrel 🤣

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin Il y a mois

    About the bun!

  • Daniela Chamorro
    Daniela Chamorro Il y a mois

    The beard joke 😂

  • Trinidad The Island Man
    Trinidad The Island Man Il y a mois +1

    Not the funniest segment this time around. Instead of 12 years a slave, you could call this segment 3 commentators of shame. 😅

  • darcanjel7
    darcanjel7 Il y a mois +2

    Robin is actually Black Batman's son who he only get to fight crime with every other weekend.

  • darcanjel7
    darcanjel7 Il y a mois

    Black Batman wants to bang every Catwoman except the black one.

  • darcanjel7
    darcanjel7 Il y a mois +3

    Black Batman got his start and his fortune when his dad was shot over a winning lottery ticket.