This Tweet Trumps All Other Horrible Trump Tweets

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  • Ajoutée 14 sept. 2018
  • The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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Commentaires • 4 494

  • Ola Mo0n
    Ola Mo0n Il y a 2 jours

    I love Stephan

  • miguel panta
    miguel panta Il y a 2 jours

    Hans was inspired by Bruno.

  • Cecilia Moncada
    Cecilia Moncada Il y a 2 jours

    Trump is saving us from disgraced Socialism.

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook Il y a 4 jours

    JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. How much extra tax refund did Don give you ? What he took more off you .

  • jane simmons
    jane simmons Il y a 6 jours

    More than 3000 may have died in the Paradise fire.Why no investigation?

  • Johnny Pickup
    Johnny Pickup Il y a 8 jours

    You know what they call someone who has glib and charm, and uses their smooth words and character to get people to really like and believe them, in order to get their malevolent way? That's called a sociopath. Also known as "Obama".

  • cretzk sullivan
    cretzk sullivan Il y a 8 jours +1

    Whats the difference between trump and sarna ?

  • Tanya White
    Tanya White Il y a 9 jours

    You know its bad when someone posts letters on a website and people get mad

  • amishrobots
    amishrobots Il y a 10 jours

    Why is Colbert entirely monochromatic?
    Grey tie, grey beard, charcoal suit, black glasses.. etc.
    I mean he looks classy, no disrespect, I'm just fascinated: If I saw him on a b&w TV right now, he wouldn't look any different!

  • Patricia Gamber
    Patricia Gamber Il y a 10 jours

    Trump is a chump of a punk!

  • Gloria Cook
    Gloria Cook Il y a 11 jours +1

    .John Cook Australia 🇦🇺. Out just now February 2019 . Donald Trump is not an American born citizen . He was adopted into the Trump family to be used as a tax scam. . Yes his actual birth place was Chernobyl and this is where he became exposed to radiation poisoning. This is a debilitating disease and causes many strange symptoms. Skin discoloring,small hands bald head patches and for some weird reason not to be able to tell the truth. Illiteracy and very low IQ levels are always prevalent. Some patients have been known to claim that they know everything about everything. Some even declare themselves to be genius. Don’t let them anywhere near cats 🐈 as they are also grabbers of pussies .

  • Karen Shaub
    Karen Shaub Il y a 12 jours +1

    In a contest to determine which is a more disgusting human being, Trump or Hitler, Trump wins hands down. He has a lifetime's worth of consistent behavior that gives him the edge.

  • Katrina Paton
    Katrina Paton Il y a 16 jours

    When Stephen was reading out the tweet at the start I was like, "OMFG, I can't believe how good he looks with a beard."

  • John Here
    John Here Il y a 18 jours

    What a crazy immoral thug! He will pay anyway. Soon 🔜

  • Mark Maben
    Mark Maben Il y a 19 jours +1

    Shame on you Stephen for mocking President Trump the best President of United States. Let God arise and let his enemies be scattered!!!!

    • Mark Maben
      Mark Maben Il y a 4 heures

      +Kevin Benderman some of your sources are fake

    • Kevin Benderman
      Kevin Benderman Il y a 14 heures

      +Mark Maben
      "About 220 offenders - among them pastors, ministers, Sunday school teachers, deacons and church volunteers - have been convicted or have taken plea deals, with dozens of cases still pending. Nearly 100 are still in prison, according to state and federal records. Dozens of others made plea deals and served no time. More than 100 are registered sex offenders, and some have returned to the pulpit. At least 35 church pastors, employees and volunteers who exhibited predatory behavior were still able to find jobs at churches"

    • Kevin Benderman
      Kevin Benderman Il y a 15 heures

      +Mark Maben how many more do you want? And don't tell me about that charlatan from Texas, Osteen. Or Creflo Dollar or Franklin Graham or any of those prosperity preachers whose only concern is passing the collection plate.

    • Mark Maben
      Mark Maben Il y a 23 heures

      +Kevin Benderman then i will give good preacher`s names

    • Mark Maben
      Mark Maben Il y a 23 heures

      +Kevin Benderman give me an example

  • vchip57
    vchip57 Il y a 19 jours

    Good thing General Mattis didn't see this.

  • South korea took Over my life

    steven has a beard now and he looks like a lumberjack

  • Jusst Jusst
    Jusst Jusst Il y a 21 jour +2

    What is wrong with America? How can they have a president like Trump? Seriously?

    • Puppet Prez
      Puppet Prez Il y a 8 jours +1

      Lots of people like him. I think it's because they're terrified of the scary "other" (aka anyone who isn't a white straight Christian) TBH

  • Zeus 1455
    Zeus 1455 Il y a 21 jour +1

    I haven't crossed into the USA since he took office and probably won't for a long time to come.

  • Zeus 1455
    Zeus 1455 Il y a 21 jour +2

    Ate you serious? Please tell me this is a just a joke. I cut off all American media bot long after trump took office and only saw this because my wife sent it to me. America please stop this man before the whole world thinks your all as dumb as him.

    • Puppet Prez
      Puppet Prez Il y a 8 jours +2

      I think it might be too late for that...maybe we'll do a better job picking next time

  • Rachel Dewinata
    Rachel Dewinata Il y a 21 jour

    I'm so sorry if this offends anyone.
    But anyone thought that he resembled Robert Downey Jr slightly? Eyes? Nose? Slightly similar face structure?

  • knight night
    knight night Il y a 24 jours +1

    Trump is dumb, Trump is lying, but what can you do about it? The democracy selected him. This is the problem of democracy, popularity wins, not capability.

  • Martijn Hover
    Martijn Hover Il y a 26 jours

    Either a beard or a suit. Not both.

  • Allen Klein
    Allen Klein Il y a 27 jours +1

    So kids I can't put food on table or roof over your head because we support a useless wall, that you lied about saying mexico will pay for it when I'm forcing American people by keeping them hostage and taking there paycheck

  • Nerva xD
    Nerva xD Il y a mois

    Wtf there are more german names than Hans or Müller. Also wirklich ist ja auch egal LoL 😂

  • Alice Willoughby
    Alice Willoughby Il y a mois

    I just can't imagine how he got people to vote for him! It's crazy!

    • Puppet Prez
      Puppet Prez Il y a 8 jours

      Loads of people want him elected AGAIN. There's some serious mental gymnastics going on out there

  • isse roble
    isse roble Il y a mois

    I want you to know something little man those things walking around you are glorious designs of mine you treat them like pawns I am the chess master and you can’t out play the Chess master so fix yourself I have so many ways to get around you you’re middle name is a j so I find your temperature very very adorable your picking a match with the game you set the difficulty I am god level you’ll meet the other levels. Secretary level. Butler level. Officer level. Senator level. President level. I am God level. There’s an infinite enumerable levels between us. Pick the one that you can handle because nobody can out handle God. Creation.

  • isse roble
    isse roble Il y a mois

    Your a less than human moving mass of filth

  • isse roble
    isse roble Il y a mois

    Your my favorite bunch of lying ungrateful fake dead people

  • Frøx Frøx
    Frøx Frøx Il y a mois

    Orange man bad. Donland Droompf bad. Fake hair. Diversity is our greatest strength. Traps R Gay.

  • j en
    j en Il y a mois

    you should change the name of your "country" to CLOWNLAND

  • Paul Burns
    Paul Burns Il y a mois

    One more demonstration by Drumpf, to prove he was was conceived via "Anal Intercourse " !!!

  • Dee Elo
    Dee Elo Il y a mois

    Soooooo hysterically funny OMG. How do u do it?

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi Il y a mois

    He is a selfish monster cares nothing about Americans just The power he gets being the fake presidents that wants the second term with the stupid wall

  • Michael Kelligan
    Michael Kelligan Il y a mois +1

    I see you have a cushion for cocksucking on your face Stephen, and its white too......you've been busy! 😂

  • PAPA Giarnella
    PAPA Giarnella Il y a mois

    Hahahabahahahaa

  • ZW XIAO
    ZW XIAO Il y a mois

    Colbert looks better with beard😀

  • Home Love
    Home Love Il y a mois

    I really love Colbert's new look - he should have kept it. The suit is STYLISH! Love the color palette and how it matches his beard. He should have splurged on a new pair of not-brown specs and that would have made the look perfect. Looking like this, he gives off an 'Iron Man' vibe. And RD rocks as Iron Man 😚

  • Thought for the Day
    Thought for the Day Il y a mois

    Callous without ambiguity, Trump is a disgrace!

  • Wajahat Shah
    Wajahat Shah Il y a mois

    Like your style when u read Tramp tweets

  • Phoebus Apollo
    Phoebus Apollo Il y a mois

    Annnnnnnd he fired Mattis. Oof

  • Pablo Gonzalez
    Pablo Gonzalez Il y a 2 mois +1

    Colbert is the best... Can't stopping watching all these clips on Trump HAHA

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards Il y a 2 mois

    Hearing her talking about the water coming up her shins reminds me of the way to tell the difference between Pros and Poetry. It is a simple verse.
    "There was a little girl, who was really just a Runt. She was standing in the water that reached up to her knees".
    That is Pros. When the water get's deeper it will become poetry.

    • Lizzyloohoo12
      Lizzyloohoo12 Il y a mois

      Don't you mean Prose, not Pros? No hate, that's just what I've heard, so now i'm confused.

  • Phương Linh Trần Lê
    Phương Linh Trần Lê Il y a 2 mois

    I knew about Obama at the same time i knew about social network like Facebook and Twitter (i’m young lol). At the time, i wish the politicians in my country were that cool, or at least cool enough to have social network account. Then there’s Trump, i’m like i’m okay now, they’re cool

  • glointhedark11323
    glointhedark11323 Il y a 2 mois

    Pff. All the likers of this video need a red pill. Fake news is confusing you under a guile.

  • janning schrotter
    janning schrotter Il y a 2 mois

    Trump is not wrong Total fatalities: 3,057 not just in Puerto Rico but in over 20 locations some of them not even us territories.
    Under Bush They Evan Show the US casualties divided.
    1,836 total
    Not including Haiti or the DR unlike the 3,057 which does.

  • 65wiseman
    65wiseman Il y a 2 mois +1

    Did Trump ever take English in school?

  • 65wiseman
    65wiseman Il y a 2 mois +2

    Trump has brought so much unintended laughter to the world. The undisputed king of comedy. He probably does most of his tweets while sitting on the can.

  • Rachel Fleming
    Rachel Fleming Il y a 2 mois +1

    The Mueller Investigation is the reason I can sleep at night. Robert Mueller is probably a hero.

  • Meganesia Shan
    Meganesia Shan Il y a 2 mois

    Colbert 'the chin hawk..

  • Proxima Centauri
    Proxima Centauri Il y a 2 mois +1

    LOVE YOU STEVE COLBERT....for the first few minutes after the Moses departs the sea part. After that, new writers NEEDED. OR else you MUST BE INSANE.

  • Mr MEMé
    Mr MEMé Il y a 2 mois

    Grey Beard, Blakk Hair. .. How ¿¿¿¿

  • daMirko
    daMirko Il y a 2 mois

    Despite the fact, that this is something everybody should be ashamed of, i wanna bring something different up...
    I'm from germany, but i always like, when there are jokes about germans and when there's somebody trying to speak german or is imitating an accent, to pretend being german 😂
    It's funny as hell and i don't feel insulted or offended by that...don't stop that 😄 🤗
    We have enough idiots in our country, that still claim this is a german only place and they're extremely proud being german...those morons really need to get rid of thoughts like that and start gettin' easy & funny again...mostly about themselves...😤
    If you can't laugh about yourself, you better get lost...and don't start or join any serious conversation, where sarcastic comments may pop up...
    🤗 ...thanx...i know, this was out of context...

  • P Lucas
    P Lucas Il y a 2 mois +2

    Well...there IS a difference between died in/during the hurricane and died from the conditions which resulted from the hurricane. Many people died from THE EFFECTS of the hurricane but not actually DURING the hurricane. This distinction is beyond the miniscule reasoning powers of President Turnip.

  • Quentin Moon
    Quentin Moon Il y a 2 mois

    Boy he goes out of his way to make himself look like a fool sometimes doesn't he?

  • Donovan Fölscher
    Donovan Fölscher Il y a 2 mois

    Democrats should boycott Twitter since it is now a political tool used to spread hate

  • Lelynn Miller
    Lelynn Miller Il y a 2 mois

    I luv how well he imitates him 😄😆😅

  • Lelynn Miller
    Lelynn Miller Il y a 2 mois

    Republicans & Democrats.... Like its the new age *Bloods & Crips* (only WORSE) 🙇 RealityTV/SoapOpera... I don't really follow politics but I do have opinions. 🙅So I did vote. I tried to vote AGAINST him tho 🙅 . Not necessarily cuz I wanted Hilary, I just didn't want HIM❗ (It work when I voted against Romney) Look what happend last time we had a Republican President 🙄 I was worried😟. Republicans always seem to wanna argue if that can't convince every1 to agree wit them. 😕 Maybe next election he'll go away. Or maybe he'll rig that 1 too. 🙄 C how Hilary didn't get all butt hurt when she lost.... 🤔 I bet if roles were reversed he'd b asking for a recount from every state. I think its bullsh!t too that it looked like they didnt even finish counting them in Michigan. 😒

  • Josue Pina
    Josue Pina Il y a 2 mois

    This thing is scary.

  • Josue Pina
    Josue Pina Il y a 2 mois

    The word for it is reapers.

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski Il y a 2 mois +5

    Trump,has this unique knack of grossly offending everyone and bigging himself up at the same time. He truly is a vile excuse for a human being.

  • Jerome FitzRoy
    Jerome FitzRoy Il y a 3 mois

    Who’s laughing now? I’m the guy with the boat on the driveway!

  • Nate Free K-9 Help
    Nate Free K-9 Help Il y a 3 mois +1

    I want a magic grey circle :-)

  • AtomicBlast
    AtomicBlast Il y a 3 mois

    I mean... he’s not wrong about the democrats doing lots to make him look bad, when he’s actually kinda doing a good job at certain things.

  • Evolutionary Advantage
    Evolutionary Advantage Il y a 3 mois +1

    “Reading through groping”..... haha

  • Franz Pattison
    Franz Pattison Il y a 3 mois

    Trump sounds like Derek Zoolander

  • Wolfeur
    Wolfeur Il y a 3 mois +1

    And to think that this person has access to and authority on the biggest military force on Earth. And nukes.

  • gplaymaker28
    gplaymaker28 Il y a 3 mois

    Well Jeff is gone

  • Asbestos Fish
    Asbestos Fish Il y a 3 mois

    *_when did he grow the beard and how the fuck does it look like it does and does not exist at the same time._*

  • Youth F7C
    Youth F7C Il y a 3 mois

    Beard looks good!

  • Ule Mse
    Ule Mse Il y a 3 mois +1

    Lol! The insults on this video 😂

  • Knut-Hinrichq Walter
    Knut-Hinrichq Walter Il y a 3 mois

    I'am german, but think Stephen Colbert must be a nightmare for Donald Trump together with Meryl Streep, Madonna and Robert de Niro et alii !

  • PutinWithAnimals
    PutinWithAnimals Il y a 3 mois

    WTF is that in the beginning xP

  • nightjar
    nightjar Il y a 3 mois +1

    They should have installed the braille to say "trump is an a**hole".

  • mike warner
    mike warner Il y a 3 mois

    Late night is such trash nowdays. None of this is remotely funny.

  • Denis Nadeau
    Denis Nadeau Il y a 3 mois

    Squeeze it Moo Moo !!!! LMAO!!!!!

  • Arch Linux
    Arch Linux Il y a 3 mois

    just kick this libtard off the air already.

  • Christy H
    Christy H Il y a 3 mois

    Too funny love love ur show👍💕🇺🇸✌💜😄👊

  • T Slap
    T Slap Il y a 3 mois +1

    I went to Puerto Rico this past august. A few people died in the hurricane and A lot of other people died do to no electricity. I you're an elderly person living in 100 degree weather with no air conditioner and fan you'll drop dead too.

  • Georg Zug
    Georg Zug Il y a 3 mois +1

    In Germany we have a nice joke abaut Trump: Why needs Trump two Viagras? When he only takes one ,it lifts only his right arm.

  • Terry Buckalew
    Terry Buckalew Il y a 3 mois

    I have never loved a president more than trump. May all unsaved people wake up. Remember Noah's ark. Christine r telling u to repent. There is an end to the bible

    • Lelynn Miller
      Lelynn Miller Il y a 2 mois

      U can't actually believe that all those animals we're rounded up & put in 1 boat... Dude it woulda been a feeding frenzy. & how would they get all those animals from all over the world? The ark is 1 of the least believed stories ain't it? Did u kno that libraries keep bibles in the fiction section. I'm jus saying, don't b mad just cuz I don't agree wit u & don't call me ne names either. I don't go calling ppl out there name & I'd appreciate if ppl wouldn't do it to me. I'm just saying, cuz this is the comment section & that's what its for. Ppl shouldn't go around telling ppl to repent n sh!t. Ppl r obviously gonna do what they want. I jus look at it as , sum ppl add up all the *facts* & then theres others, who like their willful ignorance. Who is ne1else to b judging others?

  • jaylynn444
    jaylynn444 Il y a 3 mois +3

    Maybe I’m being naive - but isn’t this PROOF that he is mentally unstable??? There is SO much proof that he’s either got dementia (Apologizing that Melania couldn’t be there, & forgetting that his own wife is standing right behind him?!😳), mental illness or both? I did a narcissistic personality disorder test for him I found online - & he displays every single symptom almost daily - On video for all to see!! WHY is this freak still in the WH???!!

  • Matthew Green
    Matthew Green Il y a 3 mois

    The weather channel's graphics make them look like mages summoning floods.

  • Jade Birk
    Jade Birk Il y a 3 mois

    Cabbage Patch American Jeff S. 😂😂😂

  • Tim Alford
    Tim Alford Il y a 3 mois

    Trump will have to answer to God Almighty one day!!! And so will all his accult!!!!!

  • Benjamin Matthews
    Benjamin Matthews Il y a 3 mois +1

    Why are there people stupid enough to believe everything Trump says?

  • jay native
    jay native Il y a 3 mois

    I knew Drump would clash with General Madison. Mad Dog is an idol to Marines and we represent honor courage and commitment. Marines follow a strict code of morals logic and ethics. Not to be concerned with our incompetent president and his divisiveness and hate rhetoric. United we stand tall.

  • ldylkr
    ldylkr Il y a 3 mois

    Hanns is good people.

  • Ewan McNeill
    Ewan McNeill Il y a 3 mois

    He sounds like Dr Evil when he does his trump impression

  • Matthew Creigh
    Matthew Creigh Il y a 3 mois

    Woohoo, Stephen doesn't hold back 😂😂😂

  • Jordan McCall
    Jordan McCall Il y a 3 mois +1

    when he went to puerto rico after the hurricane he made a joke about " ...you people are costing me a whole lot of money here!!! like he ever paid a dime in taxes anyway, he gets money back...

  • elena floren
    elena floren Il y a 3 mois

    VOTE!!!!!!!

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller Il y a 3 mois

    It’s like you constantly loose respect for this guy

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller Il y a 3 mois

    I love how abruptly it ends after the last joke. A real cliffhanger to not a story

  • EveryThingGirl238
    EveryThingGirl238 Il y a 3 mois +1

    I'll admit.... him with a beard is just hard to see...

  • Walter De wit
    Walter De wit Il y a 3 mois +2

    Glad he got rid of the beard.

  • Cairo Time
    Cairo Time Il y a 3 mois

    And October 25th 2018 says 'hold my beer'.

  • polite critique
    polite critique Il y a 4 mois

    3000 did not die on 911 it was a false Israeli flag

  • Sean Ford
    Sean Ford Il y a 4 mois +1

    Stephan Colbert has become santa Claus.

  • Pam Miner
    Pam Miner Il y a 4 mois

    I hate it when he lies, and his fans eat it all up. He can and does say very outrageous things and his fans believe it.
    He should be president to ALL Americans but several times in every speech he dies and makes things up about "the Democrats" Who he says has a new position, the "No borders policy"!
    He is president to only republicans, and wants to get id of Democrats and people who are less white than blue eyed blonds.
    The proposed GOP budget for the coming year is going to cut Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security by "a whole lot of money " so they can justify giving the richest people another big tax break. I don't know by how many millions or thousands $$.
    On top of that it is proposed that people who take prescription narcotics to be limited to the equivalent of 20 milligrams a day, not near enough to be of much help, millions of people who suffer from severe chronic pain-including Veterans, so expect to see a steep rise in suicides.