You've NEVER Heard About This | Joey Diaz

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Commentaires • 18 961

  • specUVdust
    specUVdust Il y a 2 mois +175384

    He left out a key part of this story. His smoothie consisted of one banana, one strawberry, and four pepperoni pizzas

  • Sayonarxh
    Sayonarxh Il y a 15 jours +2043

    "this grape is 2 calories"
    slices grape
    "this grape is now 500 calories"

    • Sayonarxh
      Sayonarxh Il y a 4 heures

      @Noirral🥶 see this is why i wish you could delete replies to your comments

    • Noirral🥶
      Noirral🥶 Il y a 5 heures

      I pray tht we all repent of our lies lusting and all of our sins and turn too Jesus Christ and have a blessed day amen🙏

    • Internet Citizen
      Internet Citizen Il y a 6 heures

      @Xcuree calorie deficit is the key if you eat fiber but like a cow you still gaining fat

    • Sayonarxh
      Sayonarxh Il y a 7 heures

      @Here we go again Yes

    • Here we go again
      Here we go again Il y a 8 heures

      Soooo you burn more calories chewing then swallowing

  • Kevin Zehms
    Kevin Zehms Il y a heure

    I'm glad that instead of everyone blindly believing him. Some actually took the time to realize that what he said was completely wrong.

  • Sudsey
    Sudsey Il y a jour

    He's absolutely right. It's to do with blending fruit up and releasing sugars or something like that. That's why it's healthier to eat fruit rather than to blend them up

  • Елена Капаца
    Елена Капаца Il y a 6 heures

    It would be better to explain: blending food increases greatly amount of small food pieces. You probably notices that blended soups take much more salt to become eatable. In other words, the food particles total area becomes bigger, this making our digestive systems able to assimilate more nutrients. This could be a great life saver for African population, suffering because of hunger. If only cheap electricity and blenders were affordable for them.

  • A Drooling Box
    A Drooling Box Il y a 2 mois +122297

    As someone who breathes for a living, this is incredibly breathtaking.

  • shourya teja
    shourya teja Il y a 4 jours +21

    He forgot to mention that he added 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream and a pack of Oreo cookies along with 4 spoons of sugar, honey and chocolate sauce for garnishing.

  • Moss
    Moss Il y a 4 jours

    I can listen to this dude speak for hours

  • JoeVersus
    JoeVersus Il y a 3 jours

    He's right. It takes more energy to break down the food in your stomach using calories to digest it. As for smoothies, it's all ready broken down, taking little do no digestion.

  • A Confused Shoe
    A Confused Shoe Il y a 21 jour +2895

    Joey's body was so desperate for something healthy that it held onto the bananas that whole week 💀

  • Matt's Saltwater Fishing
    Matt's Saltwater Fishing Il y a 2 mois +15876

    If "trust me bro" was a person.

    • Denil
      Denil Il y a jour

      @Bruce It has the same amount of calories, but calories are defined by burning the food and seeing how much energy it releases, our body doesnt burn the food we eat, so its not 100% efficient in turning food into energy. Blending the food breaks up the bonds of the long chained molecules which makes the food easier to digest for our body, thus more calories get actually taken in to our body.

    • leah Palacios
      leah Palacios Il y a 2 jours


    • Bruce
      Bruce Il y a 12 jours

      @seph13x read my other comments. I can't be answering basic biochemistry and physiology on youtube all the time ffs. I've had enough on my dissertation

    • seph13x
      seph13x Il y a 12 jours

      ​@Bruce Calories are calories but that's not how the body looks at it from a fat gaining perspective, it's much more complicated than that. Imagine you have a big pot that says FAT on it, inside that pot you have a smaller pot that says "natural digestion/energy burning" that has a drain at the bottom.
      Eating a banana is taking a jug of water and slowly pouring into the healthy energy never spills over into the fat pot. Blending a banana is like taking that same jug and cutting the entire top off and pouring it all instantly into the smaller pot. The drain at the bottom isn't fast enough and tons of water overflows and falls into the fat pot.
      Same amount a water but a very different effect on our body. It's also why athletes can eat lots of carbs and smoothies, by working out there really increase the size of the drain ten fold and they can use up all that energy as it comes in before the body turns it to fat.

    • Dan Trebune
      Dan Trebune Il y a 16 jours

      @Bruce I tried post links youtube removes them but honestly I did more searching and it appears there is no conclusive evidence either way save for one research study about type 2 diabetes in the 90s

  • Sukarm Singh
    Sukarm Singh Il y a 4 jours

    This is 100% true...when I heard it from an Ayurveda guy, I almost spat on him...before experiencing it myself

  • Azeer.LSRP
    Azeer.LSRP Il y a jour

    He is actually right, partially. Only because when you blend your destroying the structure of the banana it loses fibre and vitamins

  • S G
    S G Il y a jour

    How the hell Joe didn’t call out his BS 😂

  • renan eduardo
    renan eduardo Il y a jour

    Ele basicamente quis dizer que comer uma fruta satisfaz, da saciedade. Beber uma fruta é mais gostoso, mas não sustenta, não dá saciedadem logo, você tem mais fome / completamenta. Fora questões de digestão, quanto mais processado, fatiado é um alimento mais você absorve ele.

  • prod. gr
    prod. gr Il y a mois +10647

    mother: smoking wont affect my child
    the child:

    • S.T.D skate till death
      S.T.D skate till death Il y a 19 jours

      Smoking a cigarette and smoking your child are two different things

    • cody Smith
      cody Smith Il y a 20 jours

      ​@NBS.MARIO559 anyone who has eaten a cigarette woukd know thats bullshit

    • WASD
      WASD Il y a mois

      @ROHAN MANEY G there's comments memeing, but there's comments showing that you're actually a dumbo. Drinking fruit spikes you insulin so much more than any fruit being digested slowly. People who have diabetes been told to never drink fruit. Even my uneducated god believing grandpa knows that.

    • hhhhj
      hhhhj Il y a mois


    • chickencheese
      chickencheese Il y a mois +1

      @ROHAN MANEY G we all know that the best way to eat is with your eyelids

  • RodAn 14
    RodAn 14 Il y a 20 heures

    It depends on what you make the smoothie with, from the type of milk, sugar, vanilla, peanut butter or anything else

  • Kameron Kolding
    Kameron Kolding Il y a 3 jours

    I've actually lost like 50lbs since I started having a smoothie for breakfast instead of eggs and bacon/sausage and pancakes/waffles/French toast so I don't think Joey is right here...

  • Urheberrechtsbeschwerde
    Urheberrechtsbeschwerde Il y a 4 jours

    The point he wanted to make is that you can consume much more sugar when drinking fruits than eating fruits. Because it takes a few sips to drink eight oranges but you would never eat that much right away. That’s why juices can be unhealthy.

  • Everything.for.a.reason.
    Everything.for.a.reason. Il y a 14 jours +557

    He forgot to tell, that he put whole milk and vanilla ice cream in there too 🤣

  • Phi Non Chill
    Phi Non Chill Il y a mois +13131

    I don't eat ice
    I drink water
    Now I'm 400 pounds

    • Ikh san
      Ikh san Il y a 6 heures

      @Here we go again chewing banana probably 5 calories at max which mean 0,0006 kg reduce

    • Here we go again
      Here we go again Il y a 8 heures

      Soooo you burn more calories chewing the swallowing, so he's not wrong it's just his reasoning is way the hell off

    • Sharquesha Hennessy
      Sharquesha Hennessy Il y a 6 jours


    • Ikh san
      Ikh san Il y a 8 jours

      ​@King Comeback TV i want to know what drugs did you take

    • Vecna Creel
      Vecna Creel Il y a 10 jours

      @King Comeback TV huh? 💀

  • Envixity
    Envixity Il y a 2 jours +2

    Not quite how calories work. Energy can’t be created and calories are energy so if a banana has 50 cal and u blend it, it’s still 50 cal

  • Sean Drummond
    Sean Drummond Il y a 3 jours

    When you blend fruit, it breaks down the insoluble Fibre that lines your intestines and helps to move the food so it can feed the bacteria before you absorb it yourself.

  • Felix P
    Felix P Il y a 2 jours

    This video took about 20 points of my IQ

  • lalo jeffreys
    lalo jeffreys Il y a 2 mois +9868

    Joeys like that one uncle that you never know when he’s telling the truth or just lying

    • Kluv Gusy
      Kluv Gusy Il y a 2 mois

      @Christopher Perez, elaborate on that, how banana will turn from 0 to 8 just from the blending?

    • Jimmy Nesbit
      Jimmy Nesbit Il y a 2 mois

      @Pedro Santos I’m no doctor I just repeat shit I hear online but the same also happens when you drink diet soda it makes you crave food making it terrible for diets lol it also messes up your microbiome almost everything has side effects and downsides it’s best to just live your life but in moderation.

    • Pedro Santos
      Pedro Santos Il y a 2 mois

      @Jimmy Nesbit it's the same calories, the thing is, because of breaking the fibers, he probably got hungry faster than usual and ate more

    • Lucas maiceli lopes
      Lucas maiceli lopes Il y a 2 mois

      He is telling the truth, frutose without fiber (that in this case is break down), cause people to fat very fast. Integral fiber is the only "antidote" to the poison called frutose. It not because it came from the fruit, it makes good for your health

    • quiescent
      quiescent Il y a 2 mois

      @Christopher Perez all that matters is calories in vs calories out... the banana itself doesnt magically gain any more calories so you wont get fucking fat nigga its just science lol

  • Szythe
    Szythe Il y a 23 heures +1

    If you guys are wondering your stomach is a muscle that breaks down your food to fit into the intestine when it’s food it works to make it fit when it’s a smoothie it doesn’t have to do anything because it already fits. In doing so u don’t work your muscle.

  • Elijah Meinhard
    Elijah Meinhard Il y a 6 heures

    This is so true. You can eat a shit ton of fruits and veggies in a blender without getting full. You eat the same about just straight up and you will be full for the day.

  • Sterlington Parker
    Sterlington Parker Il y a 5 heures

    This actually kinda tracks. Your body can extract more nutrient from liquids than solid foods. In fact your body burns more calories digesting solid foods than liquid because it's like...welp, don't need to do much here. Let it go straight through.

  • Gatch
    Gatch Il y a 3 jours

    Just because someone says something doesn't make it true.

  • Andres Delgado
    Andres Delgado Il y a 2 mois +4584

    "I gained weight that week"
    "From the banana?"
    "No, from the half dozen doughnuts i had with it"

    • Robert Banks Jr
      Robert Banks Jr Il y a mois

      That's probably what happened. Drinking the banana smoothie (which likely included a few other ingredients that weren't ideal) didn't feel like a meal so along with the banana he ate an 1100 calorie breakfast meal xD

    • Gimlireloaded
      Gimlireloaded Il y a 2 mois +1

      @chad mcdowell yeah that's because you need to be in a caloric deficit to lose weight. If you eat less than 2000 calories a day and burn less than 2000 calories a day, it's completely useless.
      The only purpose of keto is losing a drastic amount of weight in the shortest time possible, but keeping a keto diet for a long time could be dangerous for your pancreas, kidneys and liver because of the low sugar content in your blood.
      And nobody would eat 30 bananas in a single day, because eating too much of the same thing could be a serious risk for your health, but eating a big Mac in a keto bun is still unhealthy af compared to eating a banana. A keto bun will not compensate for all the fats contained in the burger.
      Too much carbs will make you fat.
      Too much fats will make you fat.
      Too much protein will make you fat.
      Too much healthy food will make you fat.
      You want to eat a lot and still be in shape?
      You MUST exercise.
      This is the way.

    • chad mcdowell
      chad mcdowell Il y a 2 mois

      @Gimlireloaded calories are nothing I use to make sure to eat less than 2000 a day 360 pounds later im thinking that isn't the answer in calories. I cut back on my carbs and lost almost 180 pounds in in a year. Now I'm kinda eating normal and some carbs so I don't think healthy carbs will make u gain weight but cutting down or regular tradition carbs is a great way to get rid of water weight

    • chad mcdowell
      chad mcdowell Il y a 2 mois

      @Gimlireloaded I didn't say they were poison I said that 23 carbs plus 23 carbs is over 44 carbs in total which is true I also said that keto helped me lose 180 pounds I didn't say that keto is black magic thatsa little rude. Banana aren't that great for losing weight maybe you would like to prove me wrong and fill up on 30 bananas a day and lose weight I find it hard to nelive you would be fully satisfied for the day without a lot of bananas one isn't gonna fill u up its not gonna make u lose weight either

    • Gimlireloaded
      Gimlireloaded Il y a 2 mois +4

      @chad mcdowell dude are you freaking trolling or what? Carbs are not poison. Eating more than a banana a day equals to a big mac? and what about the fats? AND WHAT ABOUT THE CALORIES? Are you really trying to tell that a 500kcal big mac is the same as eating a 100kcal banana? keto might be useful, but it's not black magic.

  • xXDomiXx
    xXDomiXx Il y a 6 heures

    I actually learned that in nursing school.

  • petramundo
    petramundo Il y a 22 heures

    truth! stopped the smoothies and started to eat traditional breakfasts. lost 20 pounds with no other changes. Smoothies are a treat... not a food replacement

  • NotMorganFreeman
    NotMorganFreeman Il y a 21 jour +732

    Joe's mind: Bullshit
    Joe's mouth to not offend Joey: Whaaaaaat

    • Christian Terry
      Christian Terry Il y a 16 heures

      ​@Denil while it is true it is more healthy to eat whole fruit instead of just fruit juice because your missing out on fiber and other nutrients only in the flesh, however there is no calorie difference between eating a banana and blending a banana

    • Denil
      Denil Il y a jour

      Its actually true

    • Peter Gutierrez
      Peter Gutierrez Il y a 4 jours

      No. Joe is so stupid he believes it.

  • Parker Ganz
    Parker Ganz Il y a 3 jours

    Getting weight loss info from Joey D is comical

  • Lonely Sandwich
    Lonely Sandwich Il y a mois +12146

    "When you blend the banana, it's 8 points. When you eat a banana, it's 0."
    "Elaborate on that."

    • specUVdust
      specUVdust Il y a 18 jours

      @Verty well, what I said is not an opinion, but patently a fact. How do you figure that chewing does not mix in blend things up?

    • Verty
      Verty Il y a 18 jours

      @specUVdust No you don't.

    • Antony Hitchmough
      Antony Hitchmough Il y a 18 jours

      He’s not wrong it’s because you break down the fibre too much when you blend it and it goes from a complex carb to a simple carb yea it’s the same amount of calories and sugar but it’s the way it affects your glycemic load and metabolism

    • marcus compere
      marcus compere Il y a 24 jours


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      marcus compere Il y a 24 jours


  • Michael Anderson
    Michael Anderson Il y a 2 jours

    And this is why he never blends his pizzas. He hacked the system. 😁

  • Slice Mister
    Slice Mister  Il y a 5 jours

    Hahaha 😆 this is funny to me bro because I know that already

  • Kristen Creates
    Kristen Creates Il y a 3 jours

    Well when you chew something it adds enzymes that start the digestive process that and the motion of chewing is exercising the jaw. Swallowing a liquid is less work.

  • Franchise Fred
    Franchise Fred Il y a 3 jours

    Never trust an Italian when he says banana. He actually means Pasta

    DESTRELYAS CORNER Il y a 3 jours

    Tested his theory to a Black African Kid, i adopted he was all bones until i only fed him banana smoothies the end result was
    He died from Potasium Poisoning
    he only feast upon smoothies everyday
    only Banana smoothies no meat no nothin only the banana smoothies. He had gained mass after a few weeks until he was constipated for a few days then died from that. This was the dream, i dreamt after i saw this yt short a few days ago.

  • The Terrible Show
    The Terrible Show Il y a 22 heures

    Bro Joey giving out health advice like he's not 400 pounds xD

  • M saad Farrukh
    M saad Farrukh Il y a 4 jours

    I refuse to believe this and I dont even wanna go research it.

  • Alex Engel
    Alex Engel Il y a 2 jours

    Driving your car and pushing your car, it's two different things. When you drive your car, you burn fuel. When you push your car, you burn 0 fuel.

  • Carlos Acosta
    Carlos Acosta Il y a 2 mois +28635

    Joe: how is that possible Joey?
    Joey: proceeds to put one banana, one cup of milk and two pounds of maple syrup in the blender.

    • John Mathews
      John Mathews Il y a 27 jours +1

      @Jack Purvis Yes, it does. Calories come from absorbing digested nutrition. You don't digest and absorb 100% of what you eat so mechanically predigesting/breaking down the food such as by blending it increases how much of it you can chemically digest and absorb.

    • chickencheese
      chickencheese Il y a mois

      You forgotten the beans and Worcestershire sauce

    • Blueberry fox
      Blueberry fox Il y a mois

      Accurate for those weight gain smoothies ive seen

    • Bulldozer
      Bulldozer Il y a mois

      “And I didn’t even put much else, just one banana, two strawberries, a couple blueberries… oh and a whole half gallon of honey”

    • G-MAN
      G-MAN Il y a 2 mois


    CARDBORED Il y a jour

    I'm no geologist, but something tells me this isn't quite accurate.

  • Antonio Tesone
    Antonio Tesone Il y a 2 jours

    Did he just said “when u eat it, its O’ Cazz” 😮😮 Italians know what i mean 🇮🇹

  • C G
    C G Il y a 4 jours

    What? Blended, chopped or whole it's the same amount of calories 😂

  • BWYT
    BWYT Il y a 19 heures +1

    Bro doesn’t know what waterweight is 💀

  • DometriousTheTitan
    DometriousTheTitan Il y a 2 mois +3049

    I have a relative like this. During any conversation you just wonder if they even believe what's coming out of their mouth but you happily listen to every story 🤣

    • RichardBlunts
      RichardBlunts Il y a 2 mois

      I completely understand homie 🤣

    • TTV_nintendpro
      TTV_nintendpro Il y a 2 mois +1

      @MAC but if your drinking something like a smoothie you might not eat it all at once like with a normal banana

    • JL
      JL Il y a 2 mois

      People usually don't blend a banana on it's own they usually blend with other healthy or unhealthy things.

    • gugo majo
      gugo majo Il y a 2 mois

      @Mr. R.R. He was specifically talking about "1 banana" so this doesn't apply here

    • Shade Tree G
      Shade Tree G Il y a 2 mois

      Oh I know exactly the type of person your talking about. It's absolutely absurd the sentences that fall out of their mouths.

  • Jungle is massive
    Jungle is massive Il y a 3 jours

    Ive never seen a fat person drink a smoothie its always “oops i forgot to order the salad”

  • Nekia Lovelight
    Nekia Lovelight Il y a 2 heures

    This man is lying somewhere he had a box of chicken that day too🤣

  • an idiot
    an idiot Il y a 3 jours

    Dang this is deep.

  • leslie Villalobos
    leslie Villalobos Il y a 21 heure

    But if the blended banana is 6 points wouldn't he reach his points for the day faster and not eat as much. Idk how the weight watchers thing works so I maybe wrong

  • icv poetry
    icv poetry Il y a 2 mois +5460

    “I gained weight that week”
    “From the banana?”
    “Yeah the banana and the seven pizzas so I can tell this story”

    • Human(maybe)
      Human(maybe) Il y a mois

      @Brother DJ Don't care

    • Usuário 321
      Usuário 321 Il y a mois +1

      You do realize bananas have a lot of calories right? Sure not as many as pizza, but if he’s blending them, he’s probably using 2 or 3 or more bananas, and that’s a lot of calories.

    • Biledox
      Biledox Il y a mois +1

      @Brother DJ you can belive in whatever, just Dont. Blend. Bananas.

    • Brother DJ
      Brother DJ Il y a mois +1

      @HolySwordExcaIiber I'm a living example of someone that was lost and called out to Jesus and He changed my life. What type of sign do you want Jesus to show you before you trust Him?

    • Brother DJ
      Brother DJ Il y a mois +1

      @icv poetry stay blessed!

  • Jobu_Cerrano
    Jobu_Cerrano Il y a 2 jours

    Delusions, I wonder if the people of Walmart actually think this way.

  • Mathieu Pizzi
    Mathieu Pizzi Il y a 5 jours

    Man the guys forgot to say he put vanilla ice cream in his smoothies

  • Patrick Przezdzink
    Patrick Przezdzink Il y a 3 heures

    its becouse the molecules you cutting the sugar chains, so the sugar gets faster in your blood.
    if you eat it normally the sugar chains stay long so your stomach has longer to work.

  • Hayley Phoebe
    Hayley Phoebe Il y a jour

    What he didn’t mention he added ice cream and milk with the banana 🍌

  • billy
    billy Il y a mois +5467

    ` I gained weight that week `
    `From the banana?`
    ` No, from my trip to Burger King `

  • questie
    questie Il y a 8 heures +1

    he apoarently gained weight from 1 blended banana

  • Lemon Stand24
    Lemon Stand24 Il y a 3 heures

    It can make sense in notion of it being blended broken down which ups how much is taken in by the body being less strenuously worked breaking down the same whole fruit

  • Philosophy Bro
    Philosophy Bro Il y a 27 jours +528

    My favorite part is when it’s explained how drinking bananas relate to weight gain….

    • Denil
      Denil Il y a jour

      It has the same amount of calories, but calories are defined by burning the food and seeing how much energy it releases, our body doesnt burn the food we eat, so its not 100% efficient in turning food into energy. Blending the food breaks up the bonds of the long chained molecules which makes the food easier to digest for our body, thus more calories get actually taken in to our body.

    • CinemaSurge
      CinemaSurge Il y a 2 jours

      @Bi Han I know but he said chewing will make it indistinguishable from being blended, and I’m not chewing a banana for long enough for it to be that fine

    • Bi Han
      Bi Han Il y a 2 jours

      @CinemaSurge bro w banana is mushy u dont need to chew alot

    • JME
      JME Il y a 4 jours

      Its like; eating an apple is good, but juicing 5 apples to make one cup of juice is terrible for you due to the sheer amount of sugar. People dont notice how much fruit is required for a smoothie.

    • BUZz
      BUZz Il y a 7 jours

      ​@Aristo Crag

  • zeyrald
    zeyrald Il y a 3 jours

    He blended the banana and added sugar and dairy.

  • SkeletalDancer
    SkeletalDancer Il y a mois +4712

    I mean I'm assuming with this intelligence level he probably forgot to peel the banana first

    • NorthenHemisphere
      NorthenHemisphere Il y a mois

      @Jack Eltrich because it's already geting in body

    • Josie Hyde
      Josie Hyde Il y a mois

      @crispy rice your enzymes in your saliva are the difference when concerning the blending. Like I said, simple chemistry. But you already knew that right?

    • crispy rice
      crispy rice Il y a mois

      @Josie Hyde Bro what do you think you're doing to a banana when you chew it. You're effectively blending it. It then gets further broken down in your stomach through stomach acid. Don't compare blending a banana to cooking when you need to add agents to cook where blending a banana doesn't add anything. If you truly believe blending a banana brings it from 0 points to 8 points you're mistaken. 8 points form weight watchers is 240 calories. Blending will not be the difference of weight gain or loss.

    • N’ Friends™
      N’ Friends™ Il y a mois

      Nah its a grown banana it can peel itself

    • Josie Hyde
      Josie Hyde Il y a mois

      ​@crispy rice 🤦you must not know chemical science. It's completely different blended than whole. He's right. From a scientific standpoint this is easily compared to the likes of dehydrated meat versus grilled meat. Or baked french fries versus deepfried or air fried french fries. The chemical makeup and composition changes depending on what pressures and temperatures it's exposed and subjected to and it's also changed depending on what other chemicals are used in the cooking process. Same thing with eating a banana whole versus popping it in a blender. More chemicals such as proteins and natural sugars are released due to the breaking down of the banana. You could also compare the process in a similar manner to plants that actually respond to being damaged. Some plants when subjected to certain pressures, temperatures, and stimuli react by releasing chemicals that make up the plant itself. It's simple chemistry my friend😉

  • Philipp 4127
    Philipp 4127 Il y a 3 jours

    That's why my dog never chewed... Sadly he choked on a whole duck last year... Poor fella....

  • Suzy After30
    Suzy After30 Il y a 2 jours +1

    Maybe bc the act of chewing & swallowing have diff caloric burn. Like how negative calories work? IDK…

  • Kevin Powell
    Kevin Powell Il y a 2 jours

    Joey has been doing coke since elementary school and weighs 350+. We love your jokes, not diet education.

  • Matrix_Plugged
    Matrix_Plugged Il y a 18 heures

    This man always talking about food

  • Phillip Edward Ness
    Phillip Edward Ness Il y a 2 mois +17768

    - meatball sub
    - chicken parm
    - veal scallopini
    - 12 diet cokes
    - Ben and Jerry’s
    - banana
    “That fucking banana killed me”

    • Raquel Staria
      Raquel Staria Il y a mois

      At veal scallopini I was howling already 😅😂😂

    • Dollardrop TV
      Dollardrop TV Il y a mois

      Your little face was my lol

    • Rox G
      Rox G Il y a mois

      A slice of the banana tho in his Pepsi blended float 😂

    • Toni C
      Toni C Il y a mois

      @Sebi Popa Loool diet coke is one of the things that make you gain weight the most, and it's one the most unhealthy beverages you can drink.

    • David Haddad
      David Haddad Il y a mois

      @Cooper Briggs Oh he wasn't talking about no soda

  • bitzks
    bitzks Il y a 2 jours

    What no way!! I thought it was the same thing 😅😅

  • Petrushka 1
    Petrushka 1 Il y a 13 heures

    Dude forgot the part where he ate 5 hamburgers

  • Sara Karlsson
    Sara Karlsson Il y a 16 heures

    You have to chew your food. The saliva helps with digestion

  • Hemerald Happy
    Hemerald Happy Il y a jour

    He need to talk to a nutritionist . urgently

  • Impractically Perfect
    Impractically Perfect Il y a 2 mois +4048

    I learn all my nutritional facts from Joey Diaz. He clearly knows how to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

    • adolf's memes
      adolf's memes Il y a 2 mois

      @MediaIS Thevirus your opinion is invalid

    • Owen Griffiths
      Owen Griffiths Il y a 2 mois

      @MediaIS Thevirus That word doesn't mean what you think it means 😂 you didn't change the state of matter of the fucking banana it's a heterogeneous mixture in the first place. You putting it in the blender has done nothing but chop it up into little pieces which is negligible for digestion. That's literally what happens when you chew.😂

    • MediaIS Thevirus
      MediaIS Thevirus Il y a 2 mois

      @Gur i asked if the banana had physically changed not if the banana was physically still a banana 🤦‍♂️

    • Gur
      Gur Il y a 2 mois

      @MediaIS Thevirus plus, blended banana is physically still a banana there was no chemical or physical change aside from just having the fiber torn apart

    • Gur
      Gur Il y a 2 mois

      @MediaIS Thevirus I was talking about the amount of energy, which is realistically all that matters. If the difference between you losing weight or not was whether you blend your smoothie in the morning there are other issues in your diet

  • Patrick Macklin
    Patrick Macklin Il y a 10 jours

    Thanks for the health tips Joey Diaz hope I can aspire to live exactly like you do so I’m extra healthy like you

  • Senceract
    Senceract Il y a 3 jours

    So how come he’s built like bowling ball?

  • Kurokoro
    Kurokoro Il y a 2 jours

    Yeah when you eat a banana its 0points but when you drink a banana with milk, sugar, icecream, truck load of twinkies, a whole supermarket its 8points.

  • Angelo Gonzalez
    Angelo Gonzalez Il y a 3 heures

    A lot of people be adding different stuff to their smoothies not just the banana

  • Fiel Valery
    Fiel Valery Il y a 2 mois +11809

    "I gained weight that week"
    "From the banana?"
    "No, from the blender"

    • KEKW
      KEKW Il y a mois

      Best comment I've seen lmao

    • Theo Sipula
      Theo Sipula Il y a 2 mois

      Oh flip 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • Fudgepopmarak
      Fudgepopmarak Il y a 2 mois


    • UnseenSenpai
      UnseenSenpai Il y a 2 mois

      "Yeah i ate the blender too"

    • Chris
      Chris Il y a 2 mois


  • J Lom
    J Lom Il y a 29 jours

    Actually this is almost scientifically correct, after you chewed your body tells you that you're full (more or less) but when you drinks you take all of the sugar and other things without your body realizing it. Also the sugar goes straight in your blood by drinking sweet things. This applies to pretty much anything that's not water

  • JQ Cobb
    JQ Cobb Il y a 5 jours

    It's bc when it's blended it get digested faster

  • WrinklyWizardPouch
    WrinklyWizardPouch Il y a 4 jours

    I lost 52 pounds eating fruit smoothies for breakfast and lunch

  • Jayy_Dawg_
    Jayy_Dawg_ Il y a 19 heures

    when I finish working out I make a banana 🍌 and peanut butter 🥜 and nesquick chocolate 🍫 shake 😋

  • Flames
    Flames Il y a 2 mois +13285

    if a Cigar was a human being, it would be this guy

    • george burns
      george burns Il y a 28 jours

      Cuban with a hint of Santeria on a boat

    • Edgar Rodriguez
      Edgar Rodriguez Il y a mois

      Wtf is this comment supposed to mean? 😂 it’s stupid funny 💀

    • Nuno Fernandes
      Nuno Fernandes Il y a mois

      This guy's actually right, what about that? Try to search on pubmed about the subject and you'll be surprised.
      And stop talking bullsh!t about things that you know nothing.

    • RkR
      RkR Il y a mois

      I'm dead

    • pieceaisa
      pieceaisa Il y a mois

      you right

  • marius semionov
    marius semionov Il y a 23 jours

    this is actually perfectly right. fruit has fibrous carbohdrydrates, which helps with intestine motility and absorbtion of nutrients. the moment a fruit is blended, the amount of fibers reduces drastically, thus affecting digestion and producing weight gain (generally speaking)

  • Creed
    Creed Il y a 2 jours

    Smoothies are ok like once or twice a week BUT NO MORE THEN THAT

  • robbie kamble
    robbie kamble Il y a 19 jours

    wtf was that ? My brain is still primitive to contemplate his statement, this man is genius and deserves Nobel laureate in medicine , he discovered something extraordinary.

  • Sam Lyell
    Sam Lyell Il y a 3 jours

    yeah i get that...youve almost atomised it..the most surface area b4 it hits your absorb ALL of it.

  • Una Lata De Jalapeños
    Una Lata De Jalapeños Il y a 2 mois +13224

    "I gained weight that week"
    -From the banana???
    - No I forgot to take a shit

    • john smith
      john smith Il y a 4 jours


    • Zeventic -
      Zeventic - Il y a mois

      BRO NAWW theese comments are too funny

    • Thats Legit
      Thats Legit Il y a mois +1

      thats actually a weird fact, if you eat nothing but plants for a week you may not need to go to the toilet in a few days because the body has almost nothing to get rid of

    • Garfield
      Garfield Il y a mois

      That's actually something he would say 😂

    • Aryan Arora
      Aryan Arora Il y a mois

      That's why he is on the shit

  • Liz I.
    Liz I. Il y a 3 heures

    What if you eat a frozen banana or one that was frozen and you thawed it.

  • Kaeos Factory 'Kae Artz'
    Kaeos Factory 'Kae Artz' Il y a 29 jours

    It's all about how we chew food and digest it. The time it takes to digest and absorb anything we eat is significantly shorter when we obliterate it with effective chewing or blending. However when you just chew a little and swallow you have solid pieces of food that make it further thru the critical absorption areas of the body. The further it goes the more the body has to work just to absorb it. Sometimes food can make it out the other end without being fully absorbed. Because it wasn't chewed significantly.

  • Amethyst Aries
    Amethyst Aries Il y a 6 jours +1

    This makes me laugh so much because he's blaming a blended banana for gaining weight when he was actually eating packs of bacon and drinking cans of coke 😂

  • stephanie-steff mercedes rodriguez.

    Dude, before the pandemic I used to do Intermittent fasting, drink a fruit smoothie for breakfast, work 10hrs in a kitchen and go to the gym. Kept my weight nice and healthy. DURING the pandemic I started to eat breakfast (fruits, oatmeal, the occasional pancake) because I had more time, worked 8hrs online (doing administrative work) instead of physically in a kitchen, worked out and kept doing Intermittent Fasting as usual. I gained like 20lbs. The 2 key factors? I was eating a full breakfast and moving around less. It's not the freaking smoothie, it's what you eat and how you burn those calories. It is true that drinking juice and sweet smoothies have more calories than eating the fruit, but adding stuff like sugar and other form of sweeteners are the main factor for it. And the kind of fruit also is a factor to take into account. A banana has more calories than an apple, etc. But yeah

  • Pomegranate Juice smoothie
    Pomegranate Juice smoothie Il y a 2 mois +1668

    “If you blend it it’s 8 points”
    “If you eat it it’s oogatz”
    Wise words from a wise man

    • Siri Dicks
      Siri Dicks Il y a mois

      @DanStud it’s Italian u goomba

    • Vendzor
      Vendzor Il y a mois

      @Almondglue Non ha lasciato un cazzo

    • Almondglue
      Almondglue Il y a mois

      @Vendzor ok

    • no name
      no name Il y a mois +1

      @Matteo Tabo brav u cazz

    • Andrew
      Andrew Il y a mois

      @Matteo Tabo lol fuck all has and always will mean "none, nothing"

  • Roman Kozlovskiy
    Roman Kozlovskiy Il y a 5 jours

    This only applies to fruit juice

  • Xeqity
    Xeqity Il y a 2 jours

    Someone please give me this song. PLEASE

  • damoribarnes
    damoribarnes Il y a 18 jours +31

    How did Joe keep a straight face 😂😂😂 "from the banana?"

  • Daily Meditation
    Daily Meditation Il y a 2 jours

    It's cause of the simple syrup they add. *face palm!

  • Zavier Roberts
    Zavier Roberts Il y a 2 mois +4171

    “When you blend a banana it’s 8 points”
    “on weight watchers?”
    ”no on my license, I added a gallon of tequila to it and then tried to drive.”

      ABYSSMINDSET Il y a mois

      LMFAO!!!! I really needed this at 2am 😂😂💀💀💀

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    • Gordon Freeman
      Gordon Freeman Il y a mois

      @MizyVibes he's right, blended fruit isn't nutritionally equivalent to the same fruit left whole, according to some experts. Although, of course, some properties remain present, including soluble fiber, blending can break down insoluble fiber.

    • Adam Ahmed
      Adam Ahmed Il y a mois +1

      This is so underrated

    • Gabriel Labella
      Gabriel Labella Il y a mois +2

      Underrated comment I’m crying😂