Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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  • Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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  • Margaret Bonassar
    Margaret Bonassar Il y a 4 heures

    Set phasers to collusion

  • Timothy O'Brien
    Timothy O'Brien Il y a 17 heures

    The Pencebot speaks again.

  • qvc1212
    qvc1212 Il y a 21 heure

    I support the Office of the President of the United States. I respect it. But this is pretty funny, hoah? Hoah! Maybe they can get some Rangers to join. They're elite. What would they say. "Space Force Leads the way Sir!" "All the way!"

  • Y2E gaming
    Y2E gaming Il y a 22 heures

    At 5:15 he said 666

  • To Ki Naw
    To Ki Naw Il y a 23 heures

    Space force!

  • Stuart Wong
    Stuart Wong Il y a 23 heures

    Every time I see Pence, all I can see is Cotton Hill from King of the Hill

  • Lars De Vos
    Lars De Vos Il y a jour

    League guideline blue kadldd huh collapse by view mass spread.

  • Liria Echarri
    Liria Echarri Il y a jour

    Stephen, you never cease to amaze!!!!

  • 90W300R 50CW1LX
    90W300R 50CW1LX Il y a jour

    So, this IDIOT didn't learn his lesson from 2016 Election! If he had any "B-LLS" and brains, he would STFU and realize what a FOOL he was to pretend he know ANYTHING about politics!
    Moreover, the SAME STUPID audience that laughed along with this IDIOT about Trump having ZERO chances of winning, are here again laughing.... It's clear that "FOOLS WILL ALWAYS BE FOOLS.."

  • Vera Garcia
    Vera Garcia Il y a jour

    Mike wants to put together an elite war fighting force then uses religion to justify it............ wow sounds like terrorism but it can't be right? after all he is not islamic.

  • Deborah Ann Frederick
    Deborah Ann Frederick Il y a jour +1

    thumbs up

  • Roger Keulen
    Roger Keulen Il y a jour

    Sarah Palin looks as a very good vice president choice. :-)

  • Gedorfmi Barah
    Gedorfmi Barah Il y a 2 jours

    Oh FFS! He has to explain the link between Space Force and Air Force. This is projection - he thinks his followers are stupid too!

  • sealand000
    sealand000 Il y a 2 jours

    He won't dine alone with another woman. But he never mentioned anything about doing other things... ehem!

  • Bants Banter
    Bants Banter Il y a 2 jours

    Stop trying to explore space! Just try to take care of poor minorities, goy!

  • Tony Harding
    Tony Harding Il y a 2 jours

    If you settle on the far side of the sea, ICE will send you back.

  • Jacques Ronald Belot
    Jacques Ronald Belot Il y a 2 jours

    I reveal myself to you as it was revealed to me by the lord my God
    When the angel appeared to virgin Mary, he told her that she would bear a child by the holy spirit. And he also told her that her cousin Elizabeth was already bearing a child in the same manner, which was to be John the Baptist. When John the Baptist came, he said there is another one coming, after him there will be no other... That one didn't come until now... Watch and enjoy...
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  • Jacques Ronald Belot
    Jacques Ronald Belot Il y a 2 jours

    I reveal myself to you as it was revealed to me by the lord my God
    When the angel appeared to virgin Mary, he told her that she would bear a child by the holy spirit. And he also told her that her cousin Elizabeth was already bearing a child in the same manner, which was to be John the Baptist. When John the Baptist came, he said there is another one coming, after him there will be no other... That one didn't come until now... Watch and enjoy...
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  • Jacques Ronald Belot
    Jacques Ronald Belot Il y a 2 jours

    I reveal myself to you as it was revealed to me by the lord my God
    When the angel appeared to virgin Mary, he told her that she would bear a child by the holy spirit. And he also told her that her cousin Elizabeth was already bearing a child in the same manner, which was to be John the Baptist. When John the Baptist came, he said there is another one coming, after him there will be no other... That one didn't come until now... Watch and enjoy...
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  • Dan Reissenzahn
    Dan Reissenzahn Il y a 2 jours

    Why everyone is thinking about aliens???
    Think about Russia, China, North Korea (and unfortunately sooner or later terrorist) and how our society totally depends on satellites we have in space.
    Btw USA of course as well as other countries already has space forces, it is just not a separate branch of the armed forces.

  • Solariis TrippleEight
    Solariis TrippleEight Il y a 2 jours

    Sort of like the daily show was.

  • teogo
    teogo Il y a 2 jours

    Weaponize space. What could possibly go wrong?

  • Jeff Schatz
    Jeff Schatz Il y a 2 jours

    Don't you mean Space Farce, as that will be the biggest farce besides a Trump "presidency"

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth Il y a 2 jours

    I love how the rocket is pointing at Putin's head. Too bad it can't go off. I don't have a TV and I had no idea Trump came up with this moronic thing. I bet the people at NASA are laughing themselves silly. LET'S GO GET THEM ALIENS!! LOL and haha. He's got the mentality of a five year old and Pence is right down there with him. This is just hilarious. Pathetic. :( Spongs in space. :)

  • nasraidub
    nasraidub Il y a 3 jours

    Come on. Are you really this dumb?

  • CrackerJack
    CrackerJack Il y a 3 jours +1

    Baptiste adds nothing worthwhile to Colbert's monologue, in fact he is a distraction.

  • Fake  Slyler
    Fake Slyler Il y a 3 jours

    Still losing it at 'Astro-Kaiser' xD

  • Amy Bradley
    Amy Bradley Il y a 3 jours

    I vote "really small hands for a man!"

  • Trevor Hirsch
    Trevor Hirsch Il y a 3 jours

    When you interview me I’m going to make you eat bugs...

  • JoelBryantMusic
    JoelBryantMusic Il y a 3 jours

    I think I might actually have to move to Canada

  • zarlus8
    zarlus8 Il y a 3 jours

    That Kennedy part got me... I'm done!

  • extreme zuko fangirl
    extreme zuko fangirl Il y a 3 jours

    Trump I'll join the space force!

  • Denis Razumnyi
    Denis Razumnyi Il y a 3 jours

    Your now. it's like a Russian BS. Putin organized the same type of military forces in probably 2011. It's fully BS here in Russia. Maybe Trump took this idea from his Russian employer ?!

  • theinitialscc
    theinitialscc Il y a 3 jours

    Trump and Pence are Jet Boy and Jet Girl!!

  • El Cid
    El Cid Il y a 4 jours

    Great we not even colonized other planets yet and americans allready thinking of making war for whoever dares to step on there toes ,like space is small right? not enough room.

  • TheMonolake
    TheMonolake Il y a 4 jours

    pence is one scary dude

  • Humppapuoskari
    Humppapuoskari Il y a 4 jours

    Woo! Prez Trump is making Republican Space Rangers a reality!!

  • LTA PRODUCTIONS
    LTA PRODUCTIONS Il y a 4 jours

    America doesn't need a space force, Elon is already developing one.

  • Nicole Salmon
    Nicole Salmon Il y a 4 jours

    So we're definitely living in TVland I see. Ok. "If you build it they will come".

  • NinepinsKnave
    NinepinsKnave Il y a 4 jours

    Had to look up this video again just to hear Stephen's bellowing echo of the words "Space Force."

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn Il y a 4 jours

    Two small hands for a man, a big strangle for makind!

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn Il y a 4 jours

    Space Force sounds like a brand of condoms for the soldiers of Space Operations Force. Trump would join but he has Boner Spurs

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn Il y a 4 jours

    Yeah, people in the country don't have healthcare, Flint Michigan has water crisis, half the country cannot afford college, Most poor people live by food stamps, the schools are falling apart, but no, let's not only bomb more countries on this planet and make their people homeless, foodless, landless, PTSD for life refugees that we will refuse to take in, but now let's go fight those asteroids pretending to be planets!!! Does anyone else think that this Space force is just an excuse for the defence contractore to keep making money? Now that they know that they will soon run out of countries to bomb and already US has more weapons than it needs or knows what to do with, they will need some place where not a lot of people have been to and they can continue to dumo weapons so that Defence contractors can be ordered to make more. First protect your Cyberspace, morons.

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn Il y a 4 jours

    Does anyone else think that Trump gets his ideas from the Simpsons? remember the time when Springfield started to build a wall to keep immigrants out? When I was watching some of the Simpsons reruns, I often find stuff that Trump has said and done. Does anyone else? I mean Fox is all he watches.

  • Seventizz
    Seventizz Il y a 4 jours

    Colbert is not funny. Period.
    God I miss Letterman.

  • J. Clemens
    J. Clemens Il y a 4 jours

    Hey steve whats it like being a puppet?????

  • Richard Gagliano
    Richard Gagliano Il y a 4 jours

    You’re an idiot, everyone needs to pray your way, right? You better home nothing happens to Trump, you won’t have a show you shallow twit.

  • Kalepsis
    Kalepsis Il y a 4 jours

    How many times must we tell him that it's illegal, internationally, to put weapons in space?

    • Herbert Erdferkel
      Herbert Erdferkel Il y a 4 jours

      lol, as if the US ever cared about international law ... dronewars and murdering foreign criminals without trail, torture, invasions and aggressive warfare without a case of being attacked (or based on now known lies), CIA operations destroying elected governments like in chile or guatemala, surveillance and kidnapping without consent of the nations where it happens and on and on and on ... no matter if a total moron or just a corrupt asshole in the white house, international "laws" never were an obstacle for the US, and there are no serious consequences preventing all that happening again! For the normal people and smaller nations it makes no difference if US weapons are based in space, at home in the US or on a sub/ship already going wherever they want. The only people bothered by it are asshole of equal size, like russia, china and Co.
      However, let them build their space force and walls ... all what those idiots achieve is a short term economic strive based on debt or cuts elsewhere, while things actually in dire need of funding and coming with a real return value, like education, infrastructure (water, streets, etc.) etc. will suffer ...
      on mid or long term this will turn into a break for the international community if the US continues to shot itself in the foot with its stupidty, good times for those with the hindsight and spine to look elsewhere for business and allies.

  • M.B O
    M.B O Il y a 4 jours

    You ppl still support this guy???? Why? Because it makes you feel less self conscious about not being as educated as some? What? This is your world! ***** I don't understand why some refuse to slow down, take a breathe, calm down and just try to answer a question, and then think about their country going down in flames. Does that make you a patriot? NO! The ppl who smear the american flag across their chest & butt in flag bikinis, underwear, and too small t's stretched across a fat white belly, while tearing down the road in a rickety truck w/ a confederate flag (in the north, of all places, btw), do not love their country, they are not patriots! They are the ones actually smearing that flag with filth, disgrace, and disrespect!!!!! I, btw, am a white american, and I know this is NOT a left/or right issue. This is wrong! These things are wrong, and you all need to take a breathe, take a deep long look in the mirror, and inside yourselves because you're not supporting your country! You are contributing to it's regression, embarrassment, and possible demise. You shit on every american soldier when you hold up a nazi flag in this country! You shit on even more soldiers, and your own ancestry when you fly a confederate flag on this soil, especially in the north! Why is it not ok in the South, then? Because they succeeded from their own nation, what in the hell is less patriotic than that? You cannot fly an American flag, and claim to be a flag waving American At All if you don't even know that Robert E. Lee himself found it wrong to create public display to acts that end in the bloodshed of our people! You don't love this country, you want to separate it entirely. Your signs lately, "I'd rather be russian than a democrat" proves that! So stop the false advertisement! Since when has this country, and Russia ever been best buddys! You ask your veteran grandfathers what they would think of selling out their hard earned blood shed work to Vladimir Putin! And, then tell me w/ a straight face that you love America! You don't! You're energy would be much better spent if you focused and concentrated it ON YOURSELVES! The only anger you should have right now should be directed at Trump for making a fool, and a sucker out of you! (This is obviously directed at Trump supporters who actually think there is a difference between just two sides in a single government! As, I said----this is not a left or right issue!)***************

  • destroyer806
    destroyer806 Il y a 5 jours

    Uh creating the space force is preparing for the future. It doesnt have to do anything now. Just like how highways were built for military movement in the future.

  • Cinerdella
    Cinerdella Il y a 5 jours

    Space prayer

  • Maniac Rebooted
    Maniac Rebooted Il y a 5 jours

    Trump: Space is a war fighting domain.
    Audience: *Complete silence*

  • Joe Neumeister
    Joe Neumeister Il y a 5 jours

    I am soooooo embarrassed!! I was trying to think of something else to add to my comment, and nothing more can be said other than we are a BIGLEY embarrassment !!

  • Rune Drejer
    Rune Drejer Il y a 5 jours

    Does Trump think it up, as he goes! ?!? 😂😂😂

  • mickey mike
    mickey mike Il y a 5 jours

    The U.S. is hitching rides to space from other counties and now a space force that will hitch rides too. We have an ( IT ) in the white house.

  • Wailwulf
    Wailwulf Il y a 5 jours

    Space Operational Force = SOF
    SOF = Soldier Of Fortune

  • NumptyDumpty
    NumptyDumpty Il y a 5 jours

    Yeah it's a fundamentally dumb idea, but can someone explain to me why 'space force' is a name any dumber than 'air force'?

  • 123 456
    123 456 Il y a 5 jours +1

    Low key it dosent seem like that bad of an idea.

  • polite critique
    polite critique Il y a 5 jours

    Another fake agency so more billions can be stolen from taxpayers

  • J3d
    J3d Il y a 5 jours

    Someone here said "Space force is not stupid. If we rule above the atmosphere, we rule the world!" The history of spaceflight has been characterized by two words. Difficult and expensive. In the 1960s and early 70s, it was thought we would be much further in space than we actually are. The only prediction about the future more wildly inaccurate was power too cheap to meter. Even the most pessimistic of projections were wildly optimistic compared to what's actually been achieved. The USA was once a proud nation with its faults to be sure. But we ruled the world peacefully. McDonalds could be found in many countries including Russia. English became the more or less official language of the world. So until we somehow get a handle on difficult and expensive, the idea is stupid except to big defense contractors looking for lucrative ways to make money. BTW, NASA is not the agency that would be tasked with operating a space force. NASA was founded as a civilian exploration agency. But then, were so out of touch with what we once were, it's easy to see how ppl make the assumption NASA already does the job of a space force or is already in place to do such a job.

  • Mama Mia
    Mama Mia Il y a 5 jours

    "Space is a war-fighting domain: just like the air, land, and sea".
    I thought the air was for breathing, the land for growing crops, and the sea for harvesting food. Guess I'm not part of the "great vision".

  • Ramón Sánchez
    Ramón Sánchez Il y a 5 jours

    Excuse me sir but that orange peed in my rug that tight the room together inside the WH

  • Ahmed Barakat
    Ahmed Barakat Il y a 5 jours +1

    I don't know why everyone thinks the space force is a bad idea. We need men to protect earth from extraterrestrial invaders. We have been living in peace for so long that we seemed to have forgotten all that we have suffered at the hands of non-earthers. We need to remember when the humans were enslaved and forced to serve illegal aliens in the Great Egyptian Pyramids. They are thought to be myths nowadays. Stories that parents tell their children to have them behave. But they exist. The space-walkers are real. I have seen them. We drove them out once before but we cannot do the same unless we are united. The Seven Continents must band together to fight off these invaders, and Donald of house Trump must lead them. We must build a wall to keep the space-walkers out and we must have men of the space force to man that wall. It is the only way. It is a noble effort and I choose to stand by it. It is the only way. For humans. For life. For Trump. King of the West!
    The Martians are coming.

  • Shadowcub69
    Shadowcub69 Il y a 5 jours

    I keep hearing SPACE GHOST in my head. Who let this idiot name anything?

  • bernie b
    bernie b Il y a 5 jours

    Please go away

  • not fooled
    not fooled Il y a 5 jours

    does trump know about our non proliferation of space treaty or is he gonna trump all over that treaty too

  • skyson b pei
    skyson b pei Il y a 5 jours

    The only upside to this space force is that they take their bs wars away from everyone us

  • David DeLaney
    David DeLaney Il y a 5 jours

    ... Stephen's been PRACTICING with those invisible space thrusters!
    --Dave, oh my god, his show's full of stars

  • android263
    android263 Il y a 5 jours

    If aliens come America will be obliterated first.

  • Korota
    Korota Il y a 5 jours

    Fun fact, when the Nazi Party came to power, Germany didn't have an air force. So Hitler established the Luftwaffe and created a fully-armed wing of the military staffed by people loyal to him and the party above the nation itself!
    Anyways, ha ha Space Force pew pew so dumb

  • BeastNation2009
    BeastNation2009 Il y a 5 jours

    Let the Star Wars references commence....(if they haven't already) lol

  • Jake Law
    Jake Law Il y a 5 jours +1

    How bout, free healthcare...free college, improved infrastructure...wth, throw in a border wall....then a space army.....

  • Maureen Wagg
    Maureen Wagg Il y a 6 jours

    Well that about puts it in a nutshell. Look at me look at me people!!!! Don't look at the Mueller investigation...look over here...loook! Space Force!! I give you Space Force! omg what a twitter twit.

  • Maureen Wagg
    Maureen Wagg Il y a 6 jours

    NASA....where space force is already doing the job Trump thinks he invented. Hellllooooo Monsieur President??? Nope...crickets.

  • Delilah Weeks
    Delilah Weeks Il y a 6 jours

    Trump is sure eager to start a war in Space... It's always about war and how these people can profit on it.

  • DrFlippin
    DrFlippin Il y a 6 jours

    Pence has already started his bid for the Presidency by trying to project an image that is more Presidential than his Boss'... not so difficult to do, actually.

  • Melora Foy
    Melora Foy Il y a 6 jours

    You should have Randy Rainbow on your show! Check out "Russia Ties" and "Sweet Indictment."

  • Melora Foy
    Melora Foy Il y a 6 jours

    I would love to see George Takei's take on this is.

  • Aaron Shorts
    Aaron Shorts Il y a 6 jours

    (Amos 9:2) “...Though they climb up to the heavens above, from there I will bring them down.” Not sure if that’s the verse Pence was referring to but just a thought...

  • Ryan lex
    Ryan lex Il y a 6 jours

    Lmao a talk show think they are smarter lmafo😂😂😂

  • Red Gladius
    Red Gladius Il y a 6 jours

    Space force is not stupid.
    If we rule above the atmosphere, we rule the world!

  • zen babaloo
    zen babaloo Il y a 6 jours

    The fun part is how clearly brilliant they think they are as they throw this nonsense
    out there. THIS is as comically stupid as they've ever been and they've been very,
    very comically stupid from day 1.

  • John Dotter
    John Dotter Il y a 6 jours

    It is not uncommon the USAF has a Air Force Space Command already, sometimes referred to informally as U.S. Space Command, is a major command of the United States Air Force, with its headquarters at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado.

  • Pete M
    Pete M Il y a 6 jours

    Space force is stupid. I thought they all made a treaty to keep war out of space. Last thing you need is nukes in space, that may come to earth either on purpose or accidently.

  • Johnny Bryant
    Johnny Bryant Il y a 6 jours

    Mike pence is sickening. He thinks if he sounds like he's giving a sermon, everything is just peachy. He's just a mouthpiece for Rancid Velveeta. No better than the cheese himself. To ridiculousness and beyond. #traitortrump. #impeachpence #tinyhands

  • Jarod O'Hara
    Jarod O'Hara Il y a 6 jours

    Hey, I just wanted to say...
    * Crowd Erupts in applause *

  • Awoo Awoo
    Awoo Awoo Il y a 6 jours

    They laughed when the Air Force was announced too.

  • Jose Vega
    Jose Vega Il y a 6 jours

    It's not dumb, we need protection from imminent threats such as asteroids or invasion. I thought Christian Trump supporters didn't believe in aliens but instead liberals who believe there is other life on other planets seem to all of a sudden think this is stupid just because Trump said it? Granted he did say it in a stupid way but we still need this. And no, I'm not a Trump supporter.

  • Michael Butler
    Michael Butler Il y a 6 jours

    It should be called, "spacey McSpace force"! Only because it sounds a bit more stupid and very stupid idea, should have a very stupid name!🤔🌞

  • Doug Hanson
    Doug Hanson Il y a 6 jours

    How about SPACE COWBOYS ?

  • PhD. Life Apologist
    PhD. Life Apologist Il y a 6 jours +1

    Right so.... Let's just explore space on a cheap'o, Obama-demonetized NASA, and if we do find actual aliens, with actual guns (or lasers, whatever)who want to eat us like chicken nuggets, let's just... What? Not have protection? Colbert, you're a peace-loving hippie. And while I believe peace is obtainable, it's not PEACEFUL yet.


    Never trust a comedian. They joke too much. Never serious.

    • PhD. Life Apologist
      PhD. Life Apologist Il y a 6 jours

      & Yes, by all means.. Watch where the money goes, so 'we' don't get ripped off by creatures grown from our own pile of dirt.

  • Mat Bird
    Mat Bird Il y a 6 jours

    Maybe they know something? Maybe there’s aliens out there.

  • Layne Inouye
    Layne Inouye Il y a 6 jours

    What's next, a death star just for Trump. Is he part of episode 30....The Sith Trumps the jedi....

  • Waya525
    Waya525 Il y a 6 jours

    Maybe Trump wants to be Admiral James Kirk.

  • Waya525
    Waya525 Il y a 6 jours

    Only if Michael Biehn and Sigourney Weaver can serve as the heads of the Colonial Marines Division.

  • George Flores
    George Flores Il y a 6 jours

    Trump is thinking like Cobra from GI Joe. have the world on their knees by his hand & setting up manned space stations ready to drop nukes. while the country is laughing... the rest of the world is looking of ways to stop him or beat him to it. Be Smart America! Paren de hacerce los Pendejos! "ESP"

  • Tesla.
    Tesla. Il y a 6 jours

    SpaceX is the real space force

  • pretty bullet
    pretty bullet Il y a 6 jours

    None of this space crap will ever happen. They will do just enough to pacify Trump before his impeachment.

  • Chris Peele
    Chris Peele Il y a 6 jours

    I know right?! With billions if not trillions of our nations assets in low earth orbit.. with icbm's that travel to thier target via low earth orbit.. who are we, to try to protect our satellites that provide stability to our commerce, allow us to communicate, and recieve information.. and prevent our continent from being blown back into the late 1800's?? Rite? Just insanity!! =D