D&D: Diplomancy

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  • Ajoutée 22 mai 2017
  • Some people are naturally charismatic. Some people just roll well. It's all the same, really.
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  • Door Monster
    Door Monster  Il y a 2 ans +3625

    The title of the video is DiplomaNcy. The "n" apparently gets lost in there. It's a made up term describing the way a high charisma player uses any of the charisma-based skills to magically bend the world to their will. We know that they're bluff checks.

    • Troodon
      Troodon Il y a 6 mois

      I'm sure someone has already correctly pointed out that "diplomacy/persuasion/deception is NOT mind control" but that doesn't take away from the entertainment value of this video for me.

    • Twinodoom
      Twinodoom Il y a 7 mois

      Did you just tried to use a bluff check on me to convince me that this wasn't a typo?

    • Izuela
      Izuela Il y a 9 mois

      The N works! Makes it sound more... supernaturelle.

    • Đävïđ
      Đävïđ Il y a 10 mois

      @Isaiah F-D phff I dont read things

    • Isaiah F-D
      Isaiah F-D Il y a 10 mois

      @Đävïđ did you not read the comment you replied on???

  • Nix 191
    Nix 191 Il y a 10 heures

    Nat 20's every time Hehehe

  • C_ CartridgeGamer *
    C_ CartridgeGamer * Il y a 19 heures

    I’ve killed a chicken with a man

  • epikidtom 1
    epikidtom 1 Il y a jour

    OMG, SOMEONE KILLED GREG

  • Konstantinos Michailidis
    Konstantinos Michailidis Il y a 4 jours

    "My name isn't Greg"
    Another guard comes
    "Oh my god someone killed Greg!"

  • nem tudom
    nem tudom Il y a 5 jours

    Why's there so much blur on this video?

  • Arikeve
    Arikeve Il y a 10 jours

    My name is Greg and I killed a chicken with a man

  • Leah Bivens
    Leah Bivens Il y a 12 jours

    Too good!

  • Alex Daigle
    Alex Daigle Il y a 17 jours

    This reminds me of the Star Wars campaign the Yogscast did where Lewis's amiibo managed to end conflict with the deputy and convince him they knew each other after the sheriff got turned into a fine red mist and the deputy was nearly killed

  • shonkle bonkle
    shonkle bonkle Il y a 20 jours

    When the bard isn't fucking monsters

  • E. Gordbort
    E. Gordbort Il y a mois

    I've seen this in action many times, one of the players in a campaign I'm in has a habit of rolling nat 20's on bizarre shit.
    Satan is their girlfriend now.

  • Shane Smith
    Shane Smith Il y a mois

    The power of Glibness

  • The Black Baron
    The Black Baron Il y a mois

    This is so good :'D this is one video I like to show people to introduce them to Doormonster.

  • Anime Weeb32
    Anime Weeb32 Il y a mois

    Had an experience like this where our bard was polymorphed into a beher and ran into a real beher named Derrik. She convinced him that she was Derrik and he was Erik.

  • Logan Kenoras
    Logan Kenoras Il y a mois

    17+17=!?

  • Logan Kenoras
    Logan Kenoras Il y a mois

    29

  • Logan Kenoras
    Logan Kenoras Il y a mois

    19

  • Logan Kenoras
    Logan Kenoras Il y a mois

    Natural 5

  • Straw Hat Adi
    Straw Hat Adi Il y a mois

    damn i never saw such beautiful scouts... is there a mod to make mine look as good as they do?

  • spehizle
    spehizle Il y a mois

    Glibness is a hell of a spell

  • lord buss
    lord buss Il y a mois

    And that's how the idea for the movie Push was created. Retroactively.

  • _ FuND _
    _ FuND _ Il y a mois

    I appreciate the half-elf bard costume to represent how much charisma they have

  • The Black Baron
    The Black Baron Il y a mois

    I love this :) it is so good.

  • Bonyfax 234
    Bonyfax 234 Il y a mois

    My name’s not Greg
    *dice roll*
    My name Greg and i killed a chicken with a maaan

  • The_Nerd
    The_Nerd Il y a mois

    When glibness wears off

  • Aidan Warnock
    Aidan Warnock Il y a mois

    I got “lost” on the second floor of an embassy once

  • Kevin Krueger
    Kevin Krueger Il y a mois

    Isn't this what's happening to the American public right now? Hmmm. Well done, btw. #gaslighting

  • Rokkfel
    Rokkfel Il y a mois

    I mean give your sword could also be like pledging your sword ?

  • MCSwashbuckler
    MCSwashbuckler Il y a mois

    I am truly sorry to be the one that points this out, but you don’t slash people through the chest with a rapier. There’s a reason it does piercing damage

  • Isekai Universal Productions

    When you Max out your Charisma LV. In D&D. That would be a much more entertaining title to have.

  • Brody
    Brody Il y a 2 mois +1

    I remember using bluff one time to convince our cleric that he was at nearly full health after a battle. Like two games later his character was about to die when he snapped his head up and spoke abruptly, "Ya know, I don't feel like I'm really at full health"

  • David Zammit
    David Zammit Il y a 2 mois +1

    Ok story time. So I was DMing a group of players for LMoP (SPOILERS) and they were fighting the ambush of goblins. So, they killed two and knocked out two. Afterwards, they crucified, burned and declothed one of the live goblins. And the other one? The bard decided to persuade it to help them.
    I humoured his request and let him roll.
    NATURAL 20 WITH DISADVANTAGE.
    So now, Kevin the Goblin is now a permanent member of their group and forever a legend in their eyes.

    Until the druid killed the bard with an Ice Knife the next session.

  • Ryan Kirk
    Ryan Kirk Il y a 2 mois +1

    please subscribe and i will give you a iphone

  • Thot Destroyer 4J
    Thot Destroyer 4J Il y a 2 mois

    charisma: 30

  • baabaa9000
    baabaa9000 Il y a 2 mois

    If this is a democracy, why is there a royal court? Why isn't there a throne room if there's a king? I'm confused...

  • Duchess Van Hoof
    Duchess Van Hoof Il y a 2 mois

    Hah... They have no throne room but a king they have?

  • Driednickel
    Driednickel Il y a 2 mois

    The king wanted to see his sword? Hmmmm

  • Artys Arryn
    Artys Arryn Il y a 2 mois

    Best video ever

  • Billy Main
    Billy Main Il y a 2 mois

    Still one of my favorite sketches of all time

  • A Dragons Channel
    A Dragons Channel Il y a 3 mois

    You know, sometimes even the weakest of players has the power of a god

  • Joshua Shepherd
    Joshua Shepherd Il y a 3 mois

    Relevant:
    www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0767.html

  • BowCage
    BowCage Il y a 3 mois

    On my second campaign ever, I convinced all the guards in the “out of the abyss campaign“ that I was just another guard that they accidentally put in the jail cell

  • spehizle
    spehizle Il y a 3 mois

    Glibness is a hell of a drug. I mean spell.

  • Marco Boscarol
    Marco Boscarol Il y a 3 mois +2

    "My name is Greg and I've killed a chicken with a man"
    One of the greatest lines ever uttered
    Also I like that after the roll, the world acknowledges that dude as Greg XD

  • Chris Budden
    Chris Budden Il y a 3 mois +1

    *The bush comes to life and attacks you!*
    "I BEFRIEND THE BUSH!"
    *nat 20*
    Bushy proceeded to join the party and was essential in the final fight with the BBEG

  • Bill Volk
    Bill Volk Il y a 3 mois +1

    Ah yes, the good old days of 3.5 when a completely outlandish, unbelievable lie only imposed a -20 penalty, which any mid-level character trained in Bluff could overcome if the other guy was untrained in Sense Motive.

  • TemmieTheSlayer YT
    TemmieTheSlayer YT Il y a 3 mois

    Speech 100

  • Partial Bullet
    Partial Bullet Il y a 3 mois

    NATURAL TWENTY

  • TheDisarminghinkle
    TheDisarminghinkle Il y a 3 mois

    EXCUSE ME!? HIS NAME ACTUALLY WAS GREG AND HE FORGOT!?

  • Isaac
    Isaac Il y a 3 mois

    personally i wouldve just stabbed the 2nd guy. Its easier and faster as long as you arent low enough level to get killed by 1 guard.

  • CrowBlessed
    CrowBlessed Il y a 3 mois

    It's funny how his name DID became Greg as the DM couldn't find a new one probably :D

  • KingDuckGuy
    KingDuckGuy Il y a 3 mois

    My DnD diplomacy is basically just to stab em. Works every time.

  • Meandering squirrel
    Meandering squirrel Il y a 3 mois

    “The tree would know better then us!”

  • Quintin Sharpe
    Quintin Sharpe Il y a 4 mois

    Well with Greg yelling about how he killed a chicken with a man i can only assume that this takes place in skyrim and skyrim is kinda a dramcaiy (*rolls incative to fight repiers*) since they vote for the high king. So if anything Gerg should be in jail since he killed a chicken skyrim's most honorable animal.

  • darkdiashi
    darkdiashi Il y a 4 mois

    This might be my favourite episode ever

  • Jai-M
    Jai-M Il y a 4 mois

    I once went into a tavern with the usual shady man in the corner. his quest was to get into a dungeon with the strongest of monsters and he will reward us if we bring a special cup dipped in red from the dungeon. I convinced him we already did it (yet we did not) by dipping a normal cup into a red paint bucket. And saying "I have your precious trinket."
    Rolled 20 and completely derailed the DM of his plans. We had to wait a week for more on the campaign.

  • Daisy Smart
    Daisy Smart Il y a 4 mois

    mY NAME IS GREG AND I KILLED A CHICKEN WITH A MAN

  • The Trolling BOB
    The Trolling BOB Il y a 4 mois

    LUL

  • bingobango
    bingobango Il y a 4 mois

    had a similar situation once. a rogue tried to sneak around a lair but got caught. he straight up just said "im not here" to the guard. he just shrugged and went on his way.

  • thunderdrae
    thunderdrae Il y a 4 mois

    The power of having high stats on Deception, Persuasion, and having advantage