Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Commentaires • 4 912

  • gspendlove
    gspendlove Il y a 3 jours +1

    "He's a crook, so what?" is literally how Alan Dershowitz defended Trump on the news shows this week. "Abuse of power is not an impeachable offense."

  • Victor Jasso
    Victor Jasso Il y a 6 jours

    Remember what happened when the people of the great Roman empire began to hate each other for opposing ideas? I wonder what would.. oh wait..

  • Trey Sharpe
    Trey Sharpe Il y a 6 jours

    How is Criticism witness intimidation. He straight up makes the case with that Democrats are wimps.

  • Nevi Gabriel
    Nevi Gabriel Il y a 7 jours

    Tweeting is an impeachable offence?? LMAO..Sniffing weed must be a life sentencing kinda crime😂😂..Maher must be trying to use Pelosi's butthole as a bong.

  • Charlie Horse
    Charlie Horse Il y a 7 jours +1

    Shows how racist this SOB is. Fuck this MF.

  • Nicolas Orfanos
    Nicolas Orfanos Il y a 8 jours

    I am Canadian, when I see a ĺying, moronic weasel ,I call it as such I am not color blind,I think you should be more interested in your country than supporting
    your idiot,traitorous President

  • Wizardninja7 Gaming
    Wizardninja7 Gaming Il y a 9 jours

    So bill tell me how it was intimidation. When she had to be told about it by adam Schiff

  • Global Business Link
    Global Business Link Il y a 9 jourséo.html
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  • Head tilts: Returned
    Head tilts: Returned Il y a 11 jours

    isn’t it Time, Vincent

  • Head tilts: Returned
    Head tilts: Returned Il y a 11 jours

    Dude no that’s enough that’s why they’re silver

  • Lewis Wray
    Lewis Wray Il y a 12 jours

    TRUMP 2020...see you there :)

  • mazmonte77
    mazmonte77 Il y a 12 jours

    And I waited, and waited to hear a rebuttal to Jim Jordan’s arguments and...... all I got was Unfunny smear followed by seals clapping and laughing .
    Listen ! My break is 30 min o cannot give about 7 of them to show I used to watch and get nothing in return. Foe you leftist read “ THE SMEAR” by former CBS reporter S. Atkinson . This way you will be exposed to some common sense

  • Ben
    Ben Il y a 12 jours +1

    Hey Bill THE SANDMANN is coming ...... Wins first lawsuit against CNN

  • tha Real Mike Zee
    tha Real Mike Zee Il y a 12 jours

    Lol I can always see the golf jokes coming

  • David Pfeifer
    David Pfeifer Il y a 13 jours

  • Jenn Massey
    Jenn Massey Il y a 13 jours

    Trump kicked your asses and you can't stop crying.history will see Trump as one of our best presidents. I wish he could serve a third trem.

  • David Pfeifer
    David Pfeifer Il y a 13 jours

    Trump is going to win in a landslide this year! I can’t wait to watch these brain dead “liberals” cry and pout for weeks on end again, going to be great!

  • pepe luvsyou
    pepe luvsyou Il y a 13 jours +1

    Maher used to be funny, now he just says what his dying audience wants to hear. Too bad i was a huge fan

  • Jake A
    Jake A Il y a 15 jours +1

    I am an Iranian PhD candidate in Canada. I am writing you to express my opinion and feelings on the recent Iran-USA tension and the tragic consequences as a result of this ever growing tension. I occasionally watch the Late Shows or Jake Tapper’s program. I have got to know how ignorant the large portion of American population is and how arrogance the has become the backbone of both democrats and republicans when it comes to dealing with other countries. I am saying this as a non-religious Iranian citizen who has left his beloved country and family because, I, like most Iranians hate the Islamic Republic regime. But the question is, do we like the United States political agenda and how they have been behaving throughout the history?
    Why instead of interviewing the liars in the governments of both countries, do not you interview the ordinary people?! Millions of Iranians have been suffering and being killed in the past 40 years due to the decisions made by a small number of people at both sides. Disproportionally at a much smaller scale thousands of American lives have been impacted, mostly related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yet, the only people who are given the major platforms to speak and tell their lies and propaganda, and plant wrong beliefs in public’s head are those liars and killers.
    Both the US government (in the past 40 years) and the Islamic Republic regime have the blood of millions of people on their hands. Their actions has isolated the great Iranian people both at home and even overseas, wasted trillions of dollars which could have been used for the prosperity of humanity, has given rise to the extremists, has opened up a great opportunity for the Russian and Chinese governments to take advantage of Iran and suck up all the resources of Iran in return for their support. See where we are today, never closer to a tragic war.
    As the US Defence Secretary said on CNN “Our goal is to protect American people”. Yes, at the expense of innocent lives of people from other countries!? I have always hated bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence, but I have reached to a point that there is almost no way of people getting the control of their nations back without bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence. The US sanctions and travel bans on Iranians have impacted ordinary Iranians’ lives (over %90) who most of them hate the current regime. Then, after all the US governments have done to the Iranians, the US president gets on social media and write in Persian how they support Iranians, after threatening to bomb their cultural sites! Yet, those are the people who are given the major platforms to speak!
    I am so sick of the path we are taking. People no longer have any power whatsoever, not just because of the politicians. But mainly because the majority of people do not use their conscious anymore, their are fed with lies and have become numb to many things. As soon as a tragic event occurs, they all become interested in the topic just because they do not want to fall behind to show off their care on the social media. People who did not know where Iran is on the map or how the culture and the history is, all the sudden start posting things on the social media. Let me tell you, if none of those killed in the passenger plane was not a dual citizen of Canada and European countries, nobody would even know about it. The examples of hypocrisy and pretentiousness are countless but of course, today a large portion of western world’s population is more interested in following what the celebrities did, whom they dated, what the newest Netflix show is and etc.
    Russia’s interference with the US election has been one of the main ingredients of all the TV shows and a great deal of investigations by the political parties and rage from public. Why?!!!! The US has been meddling with every single country including but not limited to elections, regime change and military actions but everyone has to be ok with it and not much talk about it. But, when it comes to other countries doing the same, then it is something unacceptable. One of the main reasons Iran’s path has changed and resulted in the current system is because of 1953 Iranian coup deta which was the overthrow of the democratically elected Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh orchestrated by the United States and the United Kingdom.
    For example, no American or news network talks about the Iran Air passenger Flight that was shot down on 3 July 1988 by an SM-2MR surface-to-air missile fired from USS Vincennes of the United States Navy. The aircraft, an Airbus A300, was destroyed and all 290 people on board, including 66 children, were killed. The jet was hit while flying over Iran's territorial waters in the Persian Gulf. Unfortunately, not many people know these facts because the media does not pay attention to anything unless is American or European lives. The killing of Soleimani was the best gift to the Iran’s dictators. Now, even Iranian people who have been opposing the Iranian regime and the Revolutionary Guard, are leaning towards them and grow anger towards the US. Now, the dictators have a justification to actually develop nuclear weapons to defend for their survival.
    A human

    • Iris
      Iris Il y a 12 jours

      Jake A Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦

  • Dan Seeley
    Dan Seeley Il y a 15 jours +1

    This guy is a fucking IDIOT.

  • Shaun Kenneally
    Shaun Kenneally Il y a 15 jours

    7 days HE IS BACK,
    About Damn Time.

  • Bosco Hemi
    Bosco Hemi Il y a 16 jours +1

    Hey Billéo.html . You punk!

  • Tracy turnbull
    Tracy turnbull Il y a 16 jours +2

    Bill your a pussy

  • Tracy turnbull
    Tracy turnbull Il y a 16 jours

    Democrats = terrorist

  • Tracy turnbull
    Tracy turnbull Il y a 16 jours

    Trump 2020 Semper Fi !!!!!

  • Usaac Diks
    Usaac Diks Il y a 19 jours +1

    bill maher you know the truth you sell out , stop shitting on your own folk ...

  • damien hellwitch
    damien hellwitch Il y a 24 jours

    We kinda need you now, Bill. War with Iran is imminent.

    • Scott Hafele
      Scott Hafele Il y a 22 jours +1

      Wtf can bill do? Your a moron

  • FanofJesus
    FanofJesus Il y a 25 jours

    2020 year of cleansing for the likes of Hanx, Maher, Reiner, Streep, Winfrey ... who did I miss? ... who is that creepy B list ‘comedian’ - there’s so many - anyway, them too- anyone involved in crimes against children - PAIN IS COMING

  • Jack Storm
    Jack Storm Il y a 25 jours

    TRUMPY FOR 2020 FUCK THE lefty ARSE wipes

  • Hobbs LockPickerofThievishBookSmarts

    *Hide the Doritos TM*
    Every production takes thousands of small steps. Every man and woman is a production. Sometimes steps in one direction are worth more than another. That's the problem with affordable gold. There are too many steps so most people will just grab affordable gold, which is in most cases some kind of Doritos TM. This leads to questions of the flute. Is the flute the Doritos TM of the finer instruments, being a solo woodwind, or is it the violin, being a fancier fiddle? One thing is for certain, merely reaching for a finer instrument will cause anyone around you to instantly lose their Doritos TM in your first small steps. Some attempt to seed their children with Gumby TM toys, puzzles, and kaleidoscopes...or, if you prefer, arrowheads, microscopes, and chemistry sets. Whatever! I think this causes kids to run for Doritos TM later in life and maybe become addicted to them. That's why I don't understand the presidency. The president handles the hired killers, the economics, and is the representative of the people. The history of economics, which concerns mostly science, math (although math started as a legal language), and engineering, is much different than that of hired killers, which consists of most wars and traditional history, and public representation is closer to social work. Who does all three? I'd like to think of the people as more than "hamberder" eating junk. Or, maybe the president has been reading Renaissance politics like "The Book of Courtier" and the best way to his aristocracy is through a bunch of "hamberders?" Either way, Trump is on to neither, except bombing hamburgers is a great way to distance one's self from the less-fortunate. What's next? Do we free the Kraken and hide the Doritos TM and the cigarettes? Or, maybe, we should consider that the LSD test in the late 1950s was a bad idea and Doritos TM isn't that bad comparatively? Either way, people who make all those small steps inevitably end up mauled so they end up in a bag of Renaissance politics hiding their Plato and eliminating their future, It's time they stopped dancing around the issue. Get serious about addiction recovery for you and the nation, or start digging your graves and get in them!!!

  • Ziggy Ustar
    Ziggy Ustar Il y a 27 jours

    Tonight is New Year's Eve Bill is live somewhere in Hawaii wish I was the fly on the wall for a jolt of Bill's wisdom/ Cheers to those in Bill's audience tonight & Happy New Year!!!!!!!!

  • Dick Faced
    Dick Faced Il y a 27 jours

    Jim Jordan is a pediphile enabler. Why does this not surprise me?

  • carol lucey
    carol lucey Il y a 28 jours


  • John B
    John B Il y a 28 jours

    I think we have a movie 🍿
    Dumb fellows

  • Aaron Green
    Aaron Green Il y a 29 jours

    This idiot is smarter than he appears. He misconstrues facts, twists testimony, and repeats the liberal mantra to appeal to that audience. No truth; just lies to push the ideology he hopes will make him richer.

  • Gibby Lambs
    Gibby Lambs Il y a mois

    See most the things Mayer says is false

  • Gibby Lambs
    Gibby Lambs Il y a mois

    lets see what the left wing nut bags are saying

  • Francisco
    Francisco Il y a mois +1

    Thank God!! The last show of the year!!! Glad to see this idiot go!!!!!

  • Alan Reed
    Alan Reed Il y a mois +4

    i was amazed that gym was wearing a jacket on the house floor

  • Joseph Van
    Joseph Van Il y a mois +2

    You're a crook and I'm straight, says "confirmed bachelor" Bill Maher (formerly Mahr).

  • Gambu
    Gambu Il y a mois

    President Trump will rule this world for a long time. If you are not happy take that with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon.

  • Carol Davis
    Carol Davis Il y a mois +1

    Jacketless Jordan what a lying bag of hot air.

  • Michelle Swanson
    Michelle Swanson Il y a mois

    I agree ☝️ with Bill, Trump did not win the 2016 Election 🗳-! I supported Trump and this bastard turned on me like a cat 🐈- I’m not the only one ☝️ who voted 🗳 for Trump and he turned on them!! Trump sends hitmen after the people that supported him-WTF? Trump has absolutely no kind of loyalty to anyone but Putin-I have seen many people that supported Trump and Trump just spits on them after he is finished with them- Trump burns bridges 🌉 which will be his downfall because only a handful of people support Trump-I apologize to Hillary Clinton whole heartedly because I believed what that orange 🍊 bastard was saying-! Yes a lot of us were fooled by Trump and I apologize to Hillary, I am so sorry 😐 that I believed that orange Terrorist-

  • Lewis Wray
    Lewis Wray Il y a mois

    I didn't used to even think about that I know how they hate me...I hate them as well and want to see them crushed in 2020

  • Garry Rands
    Garry Rands Il y a mois +1

    Stick to smokin dope Bill, you and your dem shitheads voted the most corrupt cabal in history into power, did you get a cut of Hunters $165 million for voting his dad in?

    • Garry Rands
      Garry Rands Il y a mois

      @kjc10 The real problem is people like you. America is one of the most corrupt countries on the plannet whether you care to admit it or not and people with your attitude enable it. You have already said it's not true, how the fuck do you know that without an investigation you plank. If what you say is correct an investigation will prove that, why are you so affraid of an investigation if it's not true.

    • kjc10
      kjc10 Il y a mois +2

      Let's say this is true (it's not) why do you think Trump suddenly cares about the Biden's "corruption" ?

  • Terry Bonnell
    Terry Bonnell Il y a mois

    Bill Maher is having an affair with Rahm Emanuel, Obama's boyfriend.

  • Wayne Madden
    Wayne Madden Il y a mois

    He son of bitch need new shirt every time I see him it’s blue

  • Juan Gonzaga
    Juan Gonzaga Il y a mois

    I wonder why gym Jordan knew about it and did nothing ?

  • mark hill
    mark hill Il y a mois

    you use to be funny...

  • Jay Lee
    Jay Lee Il y a mois


  • dublinvids
    dublinvids Il y a mois

    Liberals are so pathetic. Going after Jim Jordan on a personal level because they have to. They can't attack him on what he said as what he said was accurate. Hillary lost, get over it. The Senate will laugh at the articles of impeachment as they are baseless. Calling Trump a crook doesn't make him one. Hillary however for sure is one, and Comey, and Brennan. All three tried to steal the 2016 election. They effectively broke into the Trump campaign by conspiring with Russians to fabricate salacious lies and then lying to the FISA court to get warrants so they could spy on them. What they did makes Watergate look trivial. When will you leftists admit when you're wrong? Never would my guess. Well, John Durham will wake a few of you up very soon.

    • trut hurts
      trut hurts Il y a mois

      dulinvids-Yes the senate will laugh at the impeachment. Their guy will still be president. Funny how the reps impeached Clinton for lying about a sexual affair, but it's so very partisan to impeach a president for holding up military aid to a country like Ukraine, which you should know will be the next Russian exploit, to make them claim an investigation into his main political foe. Gee, it's like night and day, don't you think, or don't you...

  • Refute Clip
    Refute Clip Il y a mois


  • Richard warren
    Richard warren Il y a mois +1

    I donated 50 Bucks to the Trump family again you see the truth is, were going to win in 2020 because we can and we hate liberals like Bill Maher. I mean I hate him so much I wanna $%&& him!!!

  • Mary Wow
    Mary Wow Il y a mois

    How cute.. bubble gum Bill is back with his hate speech. Why bubble gum you ask? Well its good at 1st then you just want to spit it out. Seems even BILL forgets what so many on the left and NEWS MEDIA have said since 2016 that were FACTS and had PROOF, on and on. What Nancy said she would DO ..yet didnt.. Seems Bill forgot all that also. How odd..

  • Common Sense
    Common Sense Il y a mois


  • Johnny Flyover
    Johnny Flyover Il y a mois

    TDS has infected Hollywood.

  • Jim Thompson
    Jim Thompson Il y a mois

    Someone should have told Trump that you do things like that 'on the sly'

  • codyjones109
    codyjones109 Il y a mois

    People vote for this. The MORON sheep keep voting for the same group of criminals. The reason this is happening is the modern age of constant accountability and no real change. YOU cannot make a mistake or you can be thrown into the street because of this no changes made no real rule of law just cover up, lie and blame others. Integrity character are a burden to be avoided. This is the modern world.

  • Claude LeBel
    Claude LeBel Il y a mois

    Jim Jordan is pathetic. What a role model for his kids. Hey kids, the truth doesn't matter. What matters is saving your ass at any cost. What matters is being right even if you're not.

  • JJ Guitar
    JJ Guitar Il y a mois

    I love vanilla ice cream ... and "Glædelig Jul Til Alle"éo.html